Game: Careful What You Wish For

[Voxelmatic]

Granted, but it isn't maintained properly and becomes worse than a Volare after five years.

 

I wish school wasn't so boring.

[Randomman295]

Granted, but now you're back in Pre-school.

 

I wish I never failed pre-school.

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Granted, but the failure went to High School

I wish I knew German

[Randomman295]

Granted, but Sie können nicht verstehen, was Sie sprechen.

 

I wish Bing would stop being annoying.

[ultradude306]

Granted, but then Bing wouldn't exist, as it is impossible for Bing to exist in this universe without being annoying.

 

I wish Canada would get more rides from Intamin and more big parks

[coastercrazy 9]

Granted, but your "big parks" are like a cheaper Six Flags, and every Intamin has a cable snap.

 

I wish that I fully understood photoshop.

[ultradude306]

Granted, but then you would get so famous with your memes and designs you made in photshop that you would have to go into hiding in order to avoid the poparatzi.

 

I wish a coaster with a 1000' drop was built

[zachclarke2]

Granted, but.......

I wish I had more than $3 so that I could take my ladyfriend to a movie.

[ultradude306]

^I don't get it.. Is it supposed to be that I'll always be wishing for it, hoping the stratosphere coaster will still be built?

 

Anyway... Granted, but the movie would be really bad, and she'd hate you afterward.

 

I wish Verona didn't suck

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Granted, but TOGO went back into business and every roller coaster in the world got replaced with a TOGO.

I wish 87 was the new 24

 

 

Dont you see the end of the track... it crashes!

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but 24 is the new 87!

 

I wish that I owned a Gerstlauer coaster!

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Wait... 87 is 24... and 24 is 87...

Therefore, 24≠24, and 87=24. 24 X 2 ≠ 24 X 2.

Let's assume Intamin=87, and Gerstlauer = 24

Intamin ≠ Intamin, but Intamin = Gerstlauer. Everyone knows Intamin is the best.

I backfired your wish just by that

I wish I was better at math

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but you're way too good at math!

 

I wish I was smart enough to be on Jeopardy!

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Granted, but your competitors are much smarter than you

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[DarienLaker]

Granted, but it's not wishable!

 

I wish that I was married to a celebrity!

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Thats just too easy.

I wish B was a vowel

[DarienLaker]

Granted but, you end up as a contestant on Wheel of Fortune and try to buy "B" as vowel and Vanna White tells that "B" isn't a vowel and is not in the puzzle!

 

I wish that Six Flags had never used Tony Hawk for their "Big Spin" coasters!

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Granted, but it starts with a vowel

I wish

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but

 

I wish that Darien Lake had the Ride of Steel running backwards!

[ultradude306]

Granted, but then there would be another accident (completely unrelated to the fact that the ride was run backwards), a few months after the switch... This would cause the go to freak out, thinking it had something to do with the backwards trains, and the park woul have to switch the trains around in order to keep customers feeling safe and stat in business.

 

I wish B&M made a strata coaster.

[BenFreeze]

Granted, but the brake run is half of the coaster's length!

 

I wish Universal would build a park in the Midwest.

[ultradude306]

Granted, but the park would suck, essentially acting as an advertisement/giant billboard for their other parks.

 

I wish Canada had more intamin second/third gen free fall towers

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but they all break down and Canada bans drop tower rides!

 

I wish the US had more Intamin first generation Freefalls!

[ThePasswordIsPie]

Granted, but there are so much the world runs out of steel.

I wish I had a donkey

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but the donkey ends up kicking you!

 

I wish I'd rode a Tony Hawk's Big Spin coaster!