Yankee cannonball Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 I feel the need to mention that when my dad forced me to either get a haircut or somehow be implying that I don't respect him, my hair was barely in my eyes.
astroworldfan1 Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 I hate the Pepsi men who stock the Gatorade machines at my school. What's the purpose of having buttons on the machine to choose what Gatorade you want? After that, when your drink comes out you find out you don't get the flavor you want! -tatum
paintballer Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Vince from SHAMWOW! Worst Commercial ever. Worse then Head on.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
jamesdillaman Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 I think you are confusing "worst" with "best".... James "Call in the next 10 minutes because we can't do this all day!" Dillaman
holyblakbelt Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 ^ Vince Offer > Billy Mays I'd rather listen to his dry comedy to Billy's grating voice any day.
Homer Posted March 22, 2009 Posted March 22, 2009 No, Billy Mays owns, he's the only human known to speak in caps lock without a keyboard. On subject, the worst drivers ever? Practically 99% of anybody over 60. I can't freaking wait until snowbird season is over. I mean, bless them for our economy, but I've had it with their driving after a week. I was just cut off by a snowbird making a right turn on to a major road, then he brakes yet again to get over to the left lane. This, and people who hesitate merging...
Yankee cannonball Posted March 22, 2009 Posted March 22, 2009 Vince from SHAMWOW! Worst Commercial ever. Worse then Head on....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8 I want some of that winecoffeecola!
paintballer Posted March 22, 2009 Posted March 22, 2009 ^ I dunno. It probably taste like a kamakazi drink at a fast food reseraunt
CoastersNSich Posted March 22, 2009 Posted March 22, 2009 No, Billy Mays owns, he's the only human known to speak in caps lock without a keyboard. I wonder if that distinction also belongs to Gilbert Gottfried? Or is he one of the few people to speak in bold without a keyboard. Or both? "Son of a BITCH!!!"
the ghost Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I LOVE Shamwow! My mom got one for a gift, and I took one of them(she does not care) and it actually works. I absorbed an entire cup of water it was the best. Now for the worst Wrong TV guide times. I was going to watch southpark a few nigh ago, and it said new episode. I have already seen the episode(sexual harrasment panda) sooo many times.
netdvn Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 ^ I LOVE that episode! Now for the worst, I was sitting in the car with my parents, listening to talk radio because my parents are very conservative. They were talking about Obama when all of a sudden, my mom started calling blacks lazy because they live off welfare and criminals that deserve to be put in prison. I think this might've come up because she watches too much Fox News on top of too many crime shows like Forensic Files. I was very shocked to learn that my mom was racist.
Crazy4Coasters! Posted March 25, 2009 Author Posted March 25, 2009 ^ Sheeeezzzzzz it almost sounds like your mom was trying too HARD to be racist... ouch!
paintballer Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 I had the worst break up today....she made a big deal of it and half of the damn school was watching...
terrancew_hod Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 They were talking about Obama when all of a sudden, my mom started calling blacks lazy because they live off welfare and criminals that deserve to be put in prison. Tell your mom that Obama won, so what she said must not be true. Oh and I invested my welfare check in the stock market... hedge fund... and lost it anyway. Sheesh. Terry
netdvn Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 ^ She knows, but she can't seem to get over the fact that McCain lost. Every time Obama comes on TV, she changes the channel. And sorry you lost your money.
terrancew_hod Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 ^ She knows, but she can't seem to get over the fact that McCain lost. Every time Obama comes on TV, she changes the channel. ^I did that when Bush came on... but I'm guessing from his approval ratings before he left the White House that a lot of people did it too. I'm just disappointed that Obama didn't work the 40 acres and a mule into the stimulus package. We haven't forgotten. Terry "Can we start sending the cans of black paint to the 'Yes We Can' committee now? Weaver EDIT: One of my friends (who is white) works for a cable news network and he said when taped reactions to Obama's acceptance speech at a tavern he said he saw some looks from of the white people that made him think they were gonna burn the bar down! There goes the country huh? (I'm having fun with all of this BTW)
paintballer Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 Hehe, I was nice and cozy at a local Democrats party here in Texas. My sister who was in NYC said it was crazy there! Anyway. Did you hear Vince from Shamwow! got arrested for hiring a hooker? Turns out the hooker bit his tounge and wouldn't let go so he called the cops. Odd little man..
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