Who cuts the grass?

[Sir Clinksalot]

Who cuts the grass?

 

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

 

I took a drink from my can of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

[zaneymon]

I DO at home and at work

[ebl]

I mow the lawn at our house. Front and back.

 

I also:

• Do the laundry.
  
• Pay the bills.
  
• Cook meals.
  
• Wash the dishes.
  
• Clean up after everyone else.

 

Eric

[Hattuchili]

Oh Eric,

that sounds like a damn hard job at home!

However, I have to do all things by myself at home, because there is nobody who can make it!

 

--Sören

[coasterdude5]

I sweep after the mowing!

[Sir Clinksalot]

I do have to point out that this was not a true story. Somebody at work emailed that to me.

 

I wish ...

[robbalvey]

Well, the only thing we have to cut is a protoype version of my "Apartment Lawn" invention....but that's a totally different story!

 

--Robb

[Mind Eraser]

The mexicans cut our grass.

 

 

-kip-

[benzo41190]

i get 20.00 dollars for cuting with a push mower.

 

i have no time from my real job to do it, so that money becomes my lunch money (usally McDonadls)

[Jew]

^^Grr...you beat me to it!

[Kroger8]

HAHAHA I was about to congratulate you coming up with that so quickly! Thats hilarious!