ParkTrips Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 OK I didn't know how else to title this other than "Preparing for Christmas" since that is what this series of events all deals with. This is just part I of my TR. Last night, my mom bought me a cool Christmas "figurine" and then this morning I decided I was going to get a tree. Its my first Christmas at home since getting my own place and I wanted one!! so yeah, the pictures tell a better story... Even Triumph is all "LOL @ Stewie!!!". That concludes this part, more tomorrow!! LMAO, sucks to be you stewie!!! hm, I don't like that hole. .. but that was far too difficult, so I just ate the popcorn. I tried to do the strands of popcorn next.. It wouldn't be a Joe-approved tree without SPREE!!! wow, this thing really smells! Maybe I should have listened to Stewie.. haha, hey Larry I found this while vacuuming! stupid live trees... it was time to clean up the needles, so I "geared up" awww doesn't it look pretty? weee, Christmas Tree POV I started putting bulbs on and WTF, half of these ones were broken! grrrr It took me 3 minutes to figure out how the thing of hooks worked.. I hear if you buy some DVDs from some crappy website, you can get one of these! Apparently, the tree isn't edible. I wish the store clerk would have told me Step one: Add lights! Stewie says "Damn you to hell for bringing that messy thing in the house!!" Hi Nicole! Hellllllo 80" Douglas Fir .. yet it worked! Penguin came along for the ride.. ok I lie. I took him back to Target looking for one of his friends to replace him. this doesn't look safe at all... meanwhile, at Home Depot, I went and bought a tree. you're all mine, b**** so, I need to find a place to fit my tree cause I want it in that corner yup, nothing left in the box! however, penguin had a problem: he has no head. I went back to Target, and even another Target, but I think this may be the last one in West GA so I think I'm stuck with a headless penguin. It's a Christmas penguin!! With Loo's Hymen-like flapping action
the sound Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 What's up with you American's and buying real Christmas Trees? BTW, nice work on assembling the penguin Jow.
Masked_Maverick Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 ^ It's a Traditional thing but I personally haven't had a real tree in years. BTW Can;t wait to see more and soon I too will have some of those dvd's and whatever that ornament thing was
disneyfan1313 Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 Real xmas trees rock! Except my cat eats the needles then throws up (repeat cycle endlessly). I was surprised to see the Lexus in your TR Joe - When did they start allowing vehicles other than pickup trucks in rural georgia?
Homer Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 What's up with you American's and buying real Christmas Trees? BTW, nice work on assembling the penguin Jow. Because that pine scent smells so damn good . However, since my dad has asthma problems due to real trees, we settled for a small artificial tree with fiberoptic lights. Its small, but it looks pretty. Nice TR though, Joe!
ParkTrips Posted December 17, 2006 Author Posted December 17, 2006 When did they start allowing vehicles other than pickup trucks in rural georgia? They felt bad about wiping my town off the map [::], so they let us slide on the pickup truck rule...
SharkTums Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 OMG, this might actually beat out the 'Cooking with Joe' TR's!!!
ParkTrips Posted December 17, 2006 Author Posted December 17, 2006 so this morning I decided I was going to get my mom a Wii... or at least try. It ended up being incredibly easy. After a couple minutes, I was $250 poorer but I had a Wii in hand, hooray!! There should be more coming up tonight! so I went home, and then came back at 6.. I was first in line! Wiiiiii! OK I got to Target at 5am hoping I wouldn't be too late.. wow I was wrong, there was no one there. Meanwhile, the lines at Best Buy started yesterday in the next town over awww a lot of the downtown mansions were lit up pretty
Meteornotes Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 Joe, just when I think your PTRs can not achieve a new level of awesomeness, you prove me wrong! I love the headless penguin! We're decorating our tree today. Perhaps I shall photograph the excitement... dt
niiicolaaah Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 Yay Casino Niagara! Is that your tree-watering cup? Did you get a new penguin? I think it would have been funny to just leave it headless.
Spookbaby Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 1) The penguin is far cooler headless... keep him that way. 2) Live trees suck... buy a fake one and it won't stink. But then again, maybe it wasn't the tree that stunk 3) You drive a Lexus!? How did you afford a car like that... oh wait... 4) Out of curiosity if you don't have a job how in god's name did you afford a Wii???? Because if you bought your Mom a Wii with money she gave you... I might fall even more in love with you then I already am! Laura "Mom, can you give me some money for your gift?" Huls
ParkTrips Posted December 17, 2006 Author Posted December 17, 2006 OK the Lexus isn't mine... yet. Its my mom's, I couldn't fit a tree in my car, heck,l it barely fit in hers! Oh, and I paid for it with my step dad's money Just kidding! though I may be job-less at the moment, I have had jobs before... sorry to disappoint! Yay Casino Niagara! Is that your tree-watering cup? Exactly! Did you get a new penguin? I think it would have been funny to just leave it headless. Well.... there's more coming soon!
Masked_Maverick Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 ^ Can't wait to see more of this TR
WillMontu Posted December 19, 2006 Posted December 19, 2006 That's one more Wii than my Target store has received in the last few weeks Why does your mom need a Wii anyway?
Homer Posted December 19, 2006 Posted December 19, 2006 ^The obvious reason, Willy... the controller.
ParkTrips Posted December 19, 2006 Author Posted December 19, 2006 Why does your mom need a Wii anyway? she wanted one for Christmas! what can I say, old people can play video games too, especially the Wii!
stingrock23 Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 Where did you get that Triumph? I want one
Masked_Maverick Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 I want to know too around here at this time they are darn near impossible to find.
niiicolaaah Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 Joe. Where is part 2? I am awaiting the fate of the headless penguin.
ParkTrips Posted December 20, 2006 Author Posted December 20, 2006 sorry, I felt like I Was trying too hard to be funny so I never posted them. I guess I'll try later since I am heading out in a few..
Spookbaby Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Joe, we all know you're not funny. Yeah, we also know that you try to hard Laura "I'm just resentful because I didn't get the 4th credit" Huls
Golfie Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 OK I got to Target at 5am hoping I wouldn't be too late.. wow I was wrong, there was no one there. Meanwhile, the lines at Best Buy started yesterday in the next town over At Circuit city last weekend, the 12th people in line (last ones to get a Wii) got there at 4:10 a.m. NOT. FAIR.
thomas2 Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 I once (unknowing) ate a piece of a 'christmas tree' (I don't know the english word for the species of tree). It did NOT taste good Anyways funny TR. This is as good as 'cooking with Joe'
imaki Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Looks to me like the head is inside the body? Like cups stacked within one another?
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