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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. It looks like you guys are having a blast. Excellent TR!
  2. I apologize in advance for derailing this thread. It was not my intention. For some reason it just happens when I post. With that said, I am changing my return flight in October to route me through Salta Lake Ci'teh for the weekend, just so I can ride this thing. Also to check out their Halloween event. Maybe partake of the local microbrew scene. Stroll through the red light district. Try out an opium den or two. You know, check out the local flavor.
  3. ^Dude! I am totally down with the Mormons. Any culture where I could marry and have sex with as many hot chicks as possible is tres' awesome-O by me.
  4. ^Exactly! Actually, I have no idea what you mean by this, but I don't live there. So I assume you know what you're talking about. So, exactly! Guy "Everything I know about Mormons I learned from Hell on Wheels and Book of Mormon." Koepp
  5. That is awesome! We here in the US didn't get any of the eclipse. I was up this morning hoping to see something.
  6. It may be just me, but the Tribbles look like 60's porn bush.
  7. Mormons aren't allowed to ride coasters. They believe it inhibits their ability to procreate. Negative Gs cause the scrotum to shrink up. When this happens, the testicles warm up and cause an exponential depletion to sperm production. No sperm, no offspring. No matter how many wives you have. I believe Johnny Cochran said it best when he uttered, "If the sac ain't swingin'. No babies you'll be bringin'."
  8. Well, this and Book of Mormon. Still not a feeling I am used to having.
  9. Got the Collider this afternoon. Started him on his first task. Looking forward to seeing where chapter 4 takes us.
  10. ^^It's a small St. Patty's day update.
  11. Got the dancing cobra last night. I am 5 plutoniums into my next 13 to time travel again. I have gotten lucky with them today. I have hit 5 of 7 times. Hope this streak continues. I would love to have 7 or more by end of today. should be able to make my 3 time jump by Monday.
  12. I haven't gotten the tower yet. Still need 12 capes and 6 handcuffs. Currently have 23000 Freeze Rayguns. I should have Death Mountain before the weekend is over. When is episode 4 supposed to come out?
  13. I'm currently 7 plutoniums short of my second time travel. I check in 2-3 times a day, and seem to get about 4 per day. these blimp tasks are taking a long time.
  14. ^^I have always found that the combination of teen + group + Texas = Unholy Trinity of Obnoxiousness! The only thing worse would be 12yr old girls + group + Texas + Spiders = Bowel shaking, Cthulhu rising, End of the World, Kill me now Obnoxiousness! ^Still in Texas.
  15. I remember this. They boarded us on the train, then evacuated us after the puke had been discovered. Good times! Good times!
  16. ^I think they will be hard pressed to have it open in April.
  17. This is an awesome TR! I want so badly to go to Austrailia. It calls to me.
  18. ^^What coaster is that? It looks like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
  19. Somehow I managed to get both Hot Meg & Cupid. Am trying to finish their tasks before the event ends. At least I got em.
  20. ^The secret element is love! Lagoon is putting a whole lot of love into this coaster.
  21. Also, if you want to spend the clams, the church will get you an extra 10 hearts every 4 hours. It's only 75 clams, and It's been a life saver for the prizes for me.
  22. Yeah, Kelly totally rocks! She puts on a great show. We are planning to make her Christmas show here in Nashville a family tradition. Such a great personality.
  23. ^I just added you as well.
  24. Yeah, I unlocked Cheryl very quickly. Now just stockpiling hearts for the next achievement update. I already have the asylum, so I'm going for the Cupid Statue. All I really want from this whole update is Hot Meg. That will make me a very happy camper. Must get Hot Meg!
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