Guy T. Koepp

I would love to say that your statement is true. However, we call the penis a "Schminki" (Yittish for little thing). Calling it a dick and playing an air guitar with it, he learned from one of his little friends at day care a few years back. Guy "What the hell are they teaching our kids in day care these days." Koepp

Here's another. We were at Magic Mountain Sunday. Jarett had just gotten off the sarejevo bobsleds. (I might add... by himself ) January asked to go on goliath jr. I asked Jarett to take her on it. He replied, "goliath Jr. is for babies. I only go on rides for big boys over 42 years old." Guy "I got a million of em'." Koepp

You are leading somewhere with this statement. Call me stupid, but I need more clarification. Just say it. Guy "right back at ya" Koepp

Oh this is good. One time Jarett was standing in his room with his back to me. He had his pants down and looked like he was playing "air" guitar. When I asked him what he was doing. He replied "What does it look like Daddy. I'm playing with my dick!" Guy "I got plenty with my two monsters." Koepp

It's 12:25 and I'm still staring at that creepy little man peeking out from behind a curtain! DAMN YOU MR SIX! DAMN YOU TO HELL! YOU STUPID MUTHER F'ING PIECE OF S***! TELL US WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STUPID PR BASTARDS! THEY LIED TO US ALL! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA... KILL THAT SON OF A B****! HE'S TAUNTING US ALL! Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Oh well, guess I'll go to sleep now. Guy "Good nite all." Koepp

Hey, if you need someone to take that trip for ya. Alana & I are in. Guy "I got time to burn... especially in Vegas!" Koepp

They are tearing High Roller down on the 1st. Uh Oh! I better get to Vegas for that credit. Oh, sorry! I did ride that thing. It was just that forgettable. It was a week after it opened. Two days before it pitched a wheel onto the observation deck. Good times! Good times! Guy "That was so long ago... it seems like... so long ago." Koepp

I don't think that their doing any big media event for the "Grand Announcement." I think that they are just posting to their website. I am off tomorrow. If there's enough interest, or if someone knows for sure. I can run by there at 9:30 ish tomorrow. Snap a few pics, and get some video. Guy "It's up to the TPR audience." Koepp

Congrats Don! It's nice to hear good reviews from leading publications. As I said before, you deserve it. Cause' a review from me is like watching a monkey sign "good job," then throw poo at ya. Not that the poo is bad, it's just instinct to throw poo. It could mean in monkey speak that "It's some great Sh**!" Because it is "Some great Sh**!". Besides I don't speak monkey, and I got... I mean... the... Good God, I've totaly lost it! Congrats Don! Guy "God knows I'm full of poo!" Koepp

I was told that It was at 10am PST. Guy "Take that for what it's worth." Koepp

Only 24 hours and 45 minutes untill all will be revealed! Guy "Yay!" Koepp

Does anybody know what the expected opening date for this thing is? Guy "Beyond the announcement... waiting for opening." Koepp

I agree. The shorter the better. Guy "Short is good." Koepp

I think we all will be pleasantly surprised. Guy "Do I know something?" Koepp

This sounds like a great Idea! I do think if you simplify it too much, you will get a lot of very similar vids. It should probably be kept to one park and 8-10 minutes of raw footage. Then confine the video to a max of 2 minutes. That's a 4 or 5 to 1, raw to used ratio. You should be able to get a lot of variety with that. Guy "Would I be able to chroma key in puppets?" Koepp

Yeah, it always has lights on at night. Weird as that is a part of the park that they probably don't want people hanging around. Guy "Just pointing out the obvious." Koepp

Thank you Don. When did you become Jesus the carpenter? You learn something every day. Guy "I now know what a boardfoot is?" Koepp

Wow! this thing looks like a compact kick in tha pants. I love to watch woodies get built. They realy are an art form. Not those steel wood hybrids either. The ones that are made from millions and millions of boardfeet of southern yellow pine. Are you going to be visiting this park on your UK trip next summer? Guy "What is a boardfoot in relation to a real foot?" Koepp

cfc... You do know that you are talking to a 13 year old. Right? Guy "enough said" Koepp

Thanks for self censoring. Guy "Wish I had that talent." Koepp

Are they that much more strict? Silver bullet has 6 and it's 50ish feet lower. Riddler's has 9 and it's 40+ feet less. I guess in comparison our coasters realy look dense compared to like rides on the east coast. Eh... just a stupid observation. Guy "It just looks unusual to me." Koepp

Is it just me or does that seem like not alot of supports for such a tall lift hill? Only 4 total? Guy "I'm just saying..." Koepp

NICE!!! That made my night. Hy-sterical! Guy "gotta go get me one a those." Koepp

I was at the Mountain today. It's as if they have cut off the entire side of the hill from Log jammer to the Sky tower. They also leave the gates fairly easy to get through. January walked right past the gate blocking the Sky tower. They are realy tearing up the area between the sky tower and Rapids camp. Also the entire hill by the second lift of Log Jammer is now a mesa. I can't wait to see this things layout on Thursday. Do you think that they'll also have a cgi simulation. Guy "The tension is Magic Mounting" Koepp ^see what I did there. Very punny!

What if MM fooled us all and it was "CONSTRUCTION! The Ride." And we've all been riding it for months now. Guy "The thought scares me." Koepp