Guy T. Koepp

Personally I think this ride looks awesome. I loved Diamondback, I love the B&M Hyper trainstyle, and I love the interesting changes in direction that this ride offers. I say a definite win for Carowinds! I will absolutely be back to ride this bad boy next year! Guy "Unless they build it through an IKEA." Koepp

Robb that video was amazing! So crisp! So clear! Just beautiful! I LOVE HIGH DEFINITION! I look forward to the day you start releasing your videos on Blue Ray!

I know I'm in the minority. I know I'm the one who is the freak. It's probably because of my bad experience there. I now have IKEAphobia. It's been over 15 years and I havn't set foot in one since. The place just scares me to death.

1) Awesome TR so far. Simply amazing! 2) Ahhhhhh, the porn shop! My home away from home. 3) Who keeps photoshopping Tyler in to every picture twice? 4) Elissa, what color is that bath water Piers is standing in? It's looks just a tad bit... ...uh... ...errrr... ...cloudy? Did you not learn your lesson from dirty water from when you were on Wipeout. Anyway, It looks like the TR is off to an awesome start! I look froward to seeing pictures as they come out.

I must say first and foremost, that was an awesome TR to IKEA. I am thankful that is the closest I ever have to come to one ever again. I refuse to ever enter another one in my lifetime. With that said, I have to ask the question. Am I the only person that hates IKEA! Seriously! I get claustrophobic while walking through the showroom floor area and start to panic to find a way out. What if a fire breaks out? There are no exits in the whole place. The last time I was in one, I got so hypertensive that I had to lay on the floor and close my eyes. Alana went and got a couple of employees to escort me with my eyes closed to the nearest exit. It's like the showroom is this never ending path through tacky hell. (Incidentally, I was told by store security that they had to do that all the time. I don't know if that was a tactic to make me feel better, but at least I don't feel alone.) Furthermore, the furniture that Alana has bought there is ugly, cheap and falls apart. I still have beautiful furniture that my parents passed on to me that was built before I was born that looks 100 times better than the crap that Alana furnished her first apartment with. That very same furniture has moved with me back and forth across this country twice, as well as all over Los Angeles. Every time I have moved, I find another piece of Alana's IKEA furniture that is destroyed. I refuse to have Alana purchase anything from them anymore as I feel it is a waste of our money. Sorry to be the Debbie Downer here. I just don't get the fascination people have with IKEA. It boggles my mind. But, to each his own. I am obviously deranged and am completely in the minority. Meh! I'm used to it! Guy "To me, IKEA is really the Swedish word for expensive firewood." Koepp

OH MY GOD! I just realized that the title of this thread is pornographic! Cam and Matt show Nay a good time! Guy "All you have to do is put a Vol. 6 behind it and it could be it's own porn series!" Koepp

^that would be no fun.

Are they the same things that they put on Pilgrim's Plunge?

This TR was simply amazing! Hands down simply amazing! Oh, my guess for the weird looking food. Was it the dog from the previous picture? Guy "MP is one of those places I simply must get to before I die. Easter Island is one of the other places." Koepp

^^The child doth make a point worth pondering. Mayhaps he intelectualize this conundrum twice too many a fortnight. Guy "What the F^@K did I just write?" Koepp

LOL! I was thinking the exact same thing. I hope part of the ride ops uniform is having to sport a mullet and handle bar mustache! That would be awesome!

Awesome! Looks like I will have to go back there next year!

I so badly need to get to this park.

^I just read this and am as confused as you are. What does the significance of your tatoo have with you proposing to your woman on Goliath? Not to sound rude, but what does the dolphins in the Yin Yang logo have to do with proposing on Goliath? Please elaborate! For instance, My nickname for Alana is HunnyBunny. So my tatoo looks like this.

Dude! I never knew Shane owned his own water park! That is totally awesome! I will definitely have to make it out there next year! As well as the year after with tha family on our Denver, Wyoming, and now Utah trip. I think that is so cool that you have turned a dream of yours into a reality! Awesome job! I wish you much success and joy with your amazing adventure! Guy "Oh, by tha by, Awesome TR Big Man!" Koepp

Again, speculation, but nice way to plug your thread.

I'm wrong. On so many levels other than this. But still, I'm wrong!

Hmmmmmmmm! I'm enjoying all this incessant speculation. I won't get to Orlando untill October of next year, so all i can hope for is that it is working by then.

So sad I missed you by only a few hours in Denver. I look forward to the complete TR! It looks like you had a blast!

Most awesome! Those beasts are beautiful! I want to touch one!

I need my Snechphamabob credit! Awesome TR Jimmy! Oh, by tha by, I didn't see any cock in that photo. Nope, no cock. You'll have to point out the cock to me at another time. I did however see tha peacock! Guy "I'll pass on that awesome looking mine train ride though. Waaaayyyy too intense for me!" Koepp

I find that cashing their check, then putting the merchandise in the mail and sending it to them is usually the easiest way.

My only defense against the whole proslide hydromagneticalupwardlytransportamagiggy argument is the fact that KK already has one, and it's only 40 minutes away. Seems that HW would want to have something drastically different to attract that crowd. Meh, just my 2 cents. Guy "I still don't know what it is, but it still rhymes with Gintimin Gega Gite. " Koepp

Be sure to put me down as having pre-ordered it! Great stuff! Tell me where to send the check! Guy "Your bank will exchange and convert the dollar equivalent, right?" Koepp

How 'bout this. Hintamin Hega Hite!