i had a dream that i was on the real world on mtv but all of my friends were in the house. Then some guy called the house saying that the baseball team i was on(i dont play baseball) got casted in some major movie. Then this guy in the house got mad because he thought he was better than me at baseball so he threw various citrus fruits at me and the juices got in my eyes and my eyes turned purple. Then I walked in on my dream-girlfriend making out with a pumpkin. Then the pumpking sprouted mushrooms that turned into handlebars and I rode the pumpkin off into the sunset.
(Ill go seek help now)