This is basically a spoof of the "You know you're a Six Flags park if..." thread, but with Cedar Fair, so I'll start off.
You know you're a Cedar Fair park if you use the name "Hawk" too much.
There should be a huge ship representing the Mayflower to be the centerpiece of the entrance plaza, and then have Thunderbird's logo on it.
Imagine how photogenic it could be!
I really hope those new elements for Thunderbird are more keyholes, or at least some more theming around the elevated spiral and horseshoe, If you look at the rendering, there isn't anything there.