tarheel1231

Granted, but the minimum height requirement is 90 inches. I wish I could go to Carowinds.

Granted, but it's in monopoly money! I wish I had a LIVING turtle.

Granted, but being Darien Lake, the park can only afford Wal-Mart Slip n' Slides. I wish I had a turtle.

I'm Batman.

Seems like there is a lot of expansion room towards the middle of the park. There is a big gap of land between Black Stallion and Gladiator that would look good with some rides in it.

Granted, but Six Flags fires you because you went against the traditional "no themeing at all" ways. I wish I never had bad breath again.

Kings Dominion

Happy 20th! I get the feeling that Phoenix won't be here for much longer.......

Sour

Professor John's Flying Machines have arrived at the park: See Here

Diabetes

Granted, but everyone on the 501 foot Windseeker falls off, the floorless coaster would be extremely forceless, and the B&M Flyer would be a clone of Superman: Ultimate Flight. I wish all the wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and killer bees in the world would die, leaving only honeybees left, and the honeybees are harmless.

This company took my wife, stole my children, and put me out of work! I worked as a manager at a DQ in Atlanta until Goliath at SFOG came out. Everyone and their mama rushed over to the park, and DQ has had to close since. We even offered Blizzards for $.50! NOTHING! I started boycotting the new coaster, but some, what shall we call them, "inner city youth" beat me up when I protested. Now I sell crack out of the back of a Wal-Mart, still struggling to pay my own bills. DAMN Six Flags! Damn all those greedy bastards straight to HELL! In all seriousness, I don't think there are many people who hate Six Flags. I don't get your question. My only problem with the company is that they overuse names and spend all their money until they're broke.

Pancakes

Granted, but you have to pay to keep them up. I wish there was a machine that converted all my farts to Michael Jackson saying "SSHHHHAMONNA! JJJJJANOA! HE-HE! BA-DA-BEAT-BA-DA!"

How does that make you Whorish? I like putting fries in my butt.

Granted, but you would pee a lot. I wish cheese was more awesome.

CHURRO FACTORY!

Granted, but you get mercury poisoning from eating so much of it. I wish I could drink Dos Equis.

MY NUTS!

Thanks a lot. You made me laugh so hard that I need to poo. This picture here:

Teal

Granted, but it would be a VERY ROUGH SLC. I wish that Donald Trump would fall down and break his nose.

Triotech

Batdad