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tarheel1231

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  1. Islands of Adventure
  2. Lots of fish in the sea.
  3. Churros! What's better than having bad diarrhea for a long time, and then just getting rid of it all at once?
  4. Darien Lake getting a new coaster. What's better than Family Guy?
  5. Nothing. What's better than getting a lifetime supply of Cheerwine?
  6. This is where it's at.
  7. It's going to be a wacky worm that has rings around it that light up when a train passes by.
  8. So much controversy over my FAKE TWEET. A guy makes one joke about Diamondback and everyone gets mad. Sheesh. I do like Banshee's sign. Cedar Fair put a lot of themeing into this. I hope this is part of Quimet's plan to make Cedar Fair more colorful and entertaining. I hope this is an ongoing trend.
  9. Cool update, I have to say though, Caterpillar is by far the best ride in the park.
  10. Granted, but it's just Mind Eraser relocated from Darien Lake. I wish I could write a movie just as good as the lion king.
  11. Never having a head ache again. What's better than soap smelling farts?
  12. ^Well, that was hurtful, saying that because of a certain age, all you can expect is nonsense.
  13. This is nothing compared to the 2015 attraction: [attachment=0]PAIN TRAIN!.jpg[/attachment] Watch two inverted coasters crash into each other by the hour! For $50 more when buying a ticket, you can RIDE the Pain Train. The PAIN TRAIN- the funnest way to commit suicide. Yeah but It's gonna be a B&M So It's gonna be tame, lame, and have little pain. See, that's where your wrong. These are Batman clones spliced at the Zero G Roll, so it will be very forceful, and very painful
  14. SUPER EXTREME VORTEX OF DEATH Monday nights at 10:30 on Adult Swim
  15. Granted, but someone steals it before you get to spend any. I wish my bum didn't itch sometimes.
  16. This is nothing compared to the 2015 attraction: Watch two inverted coasters crash into each other by the hour! For $50 more when buying a ticket, you can RIDE the Pain Train. The PAIN TRAIN- the funnest way to commit suicide.
  17. Eve doesn't fit the name! If a Banshee is a screaming, scary, long haired death monster, I vote we name it Ke$ha! but no! No one listens to me!
  18. Granted, but you would get Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome and die so you wouldn't be able to watch the show. I wish I wouldn't forget to wish something.
  19. Granted, but Iron Rattler and Superman: Escape from Krypton aren't open. I wish I could pour vinegar into my cut.
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