tarheel1231

Six Flags

Cedar Point

Sea World

Well this year is going to suck....... Stupid oil leak in my mom's car is over $1600, so I won't be getting a season pass this year. F**K!

Flight Deck is completely re-painted:

Georgia Aquarium

Awesome!

my butt

Does this mean that the Disk' O at California's Great America is a "coaster"?

Kay Jewelers

Potatoes (pronounced, POE-TAWT-OES)

Manwhich

50 years ago

Buffalo Wild Wings

Donuts

Aww f**k!

GUYS! A photo was leaked about the new ride! It's in the X-Zone! But I warn you, there is only one way out of this ride: By the way, the ride is a Vekoma. If the fire doesn't kill you, the headbanging will. This is all 100% absolutely, totally true!

Springfield

The Gemini midway isn't the only improvement coming to Cedar Point in 2014! NEW IN 2014! HOOTERS Cedar Point is a great day-time park, but Hooters will be a great attraction at night. Grab a couple of man friends and get up-close and personal with nearly exposed breasts! You'll be so distracted with the boobs that you won't even notice that your f***ing wings are dry and your fries taste like a rear end! Located near Mean Streak. "Hooters- depriving women of self respect and clothes for over 30 years!" (fake)

King of the Hill

Churro Factory, duh.

Morning Wood

Batman at SFOG because the line was too long, Georgia Scorcher because no one (but me) wanted to ride, heck, for some reason in 2009, I picked DARIEN LAKE over CEDAR POINT. So many credits I could have gotten (I went in 08' but I was only 50 inches then).

Home Depot

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