tarheel1231

I know this ride hasn't even opened yet, but Falcon's Fury looks terrifying! Fun, but terrifying. I know it will be safe, but dropping while facing down..... well guys, if you're at the park at the same day as me, and you feel something splash on you, it's not rain. It's mostly water, but there's a little waste in it too. Falcon's Fury should provide great views though.

Wild One

Goliath

Granted, but it closes down because it's a SIX FLAGS! I wish my left testicle was missing.

She should've started with a vekoma.

Mommy that's the man that touched me!

Just hop in my van.

FREE CANDY KIDS!

^I'd probably consider Kings Island an amusement park. There's not really a general theme, but little small themes everywhere. I would consider Universal a theme park because the general theme is movies and television.

I wish I could find the video. But I can wait. I just have 3 days before I can see a POV.

Nickname

2010. When was the last time you enjoyed taking a dump?

LIKE OMG! THE INTIMINADER HAD NO SEATBELTS! U only ride in a seat with a lap thingy, and it jiggles the whole time. I WAS SCREAMING LIKE OMG WTF AAAHHH I WANT MY MOMMY the whole ride. I peed my pants and I had to buy some $14 swim trunks to wear THE WHOLE DAY! I'm never going on that ride again, Carowins is dangerous. In all seriousness, I felt unsafe riding Nighthawk. Yes, I know that you have the vest on, but it feels very light on me, and whenever it turns around, I feel like it's coming off. I know I sound like a GP. I felt safer in the B&M flyer down at SFOG.

Granted, but you only feel like going to Africa, and not the good parts! I wish my allergy pills would work, and if they work TOO well, I'd developed super powers and be happy forever.

Son of a B****!

Granted, but due to the laws of physics, being nice and happy isn't possible (Don't question my science) I wish my house was bigger, nothing gets stolen out of it, it never burns or floods, and it is just perfect, and I get to live in it, and it's not haunted, and nothing bad ever happens to it at all, forever.

Ripcord

Lake Erie Eagles is complete.

Chewbaca

Granted, but you're banned from TPR. I wish Seth Macfarlane would make the Family Guy movie already.

Two movie reviews: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 7/10 The movie was kind of boring. The storyline was.... eh, and there weren't too many action scenes until the end. It was an OK movie, but it's not as good as the first movie. OCULUS 6/10 The movie was interesting, but very confusing. It was hard to keep up with the plot. I think the trailers over-hyped the movie.

4 Days 'til media day! POV TIME!

Great Update! I noticed the park doesn't have a Dark Ride yet, so maybe you should add a Haunted House next year.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I drew Bob Belcher as Archer: I know, the picture sucks.