What's so wrong about Piracy? Edward Teach was a pirate! Some Somalians are pirates! So many people pirate things, and yet it is 'bad'.
Edward Teach did fine. He was notorious and infamous, and he did fine! No one tried to ^ @! # !! with Blackbeard.
I'm pretty sure Somalians are rich for pirating ships and stuff.
Edward Teach faced absolutely NO consequences for his bad deeds.
Somalians definitely aren't starving.
Piracy is AWESOME!
(SARCASM)