Homer

You can't forget Bench: The Ride!

My caption: Barry got pwned by Elissa.

It seems Alton Towers' newest thrill, Rita: Queen of Speed, made British headlines over a 12 year old girl having her wrists broken by the ride.

Not to mention, if you want POV's so darn bad, just ask the marketing people at the park! Heres my reply from Bush about asking permission to take onride shots:

Hey d00d's and d00dettes... I need your help. Since I know a number of members here live in Sarasota, does anybody recall a waterpark planned for the area that would have been located on Clark Rd. where the Land Rover and BMW dealerships are. I remember a sign saying "KING NEPTUNE'S WATER PARK, COMING SUMMER 1997!" Anybody have any info of what would have been something fun to do in Sarasota? Any permits or pics? Thanks in advance to those that help.

http://www.wendys.com/kids_meal/yesflash.shtml Yes, its national, and yes, its Six Flags. And warning, watch out for Mr. Six!

Okay... I live in that area... and what is exactly FUN to do in my neck of the woods when everything good to do is at least an hour away. But, the site seems a bit tacky if you ask me. But, my opinion on our area, more like 941BORING.

Robb, having a threesome with the Carolina twins.

The only Mr. Six fans around.

^Probably because it was down, in true Six Flags fashion .

Removing Great Gasp!? A travesty I must say... -Carl "Better move it somewhere else in the park..." F.

No wonder why shallow girls want me... they want me for pity sex .

And thats supposed to prove your 1337-ness, maliboomer ? The gathering looked like great fun, if only I didn't live on the other side of the country, I would have liked to meet up for this. Oh well, theres always next year.

"Teh Preciousesesss... Itsss Myne!!!!1111!!"

Lemme guess what Wet n Wild is getting in its expansion... a Tornado.

Full Size of mine... RatTums really likes Acro!

My crappy MSPaint made avatar of RatTums riding Acrophobia at SFOG.

Alright, with the recent return of the Backstreet Boys... and now the return of Furby... Are we heading back into 1999? If so, then I guess the next thing to happen is the comeback of Pokemon cards .

http://themeparks.about.com/b/a/176104.htm First Dragster, now we have this unreliable peice of crap... It seems Intamin can never perfect their chain's for strata coasters...

Scorpion... you still gotta love the crazy positive G's on this thing with only a lap bar.

I thought that ride was from Old Indiana...

This is how the City of Orlando tests out its jail cells for the new jail they are building.

Woah, this park is the Williams Grove of the west coast. Seriously, are all of your rides carny?

You see, I can eat then throw up an entire person in five minutes.

Do a virus scan maybe. It sounds like a virus to me...