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and it was pretty damn cool. I took my Master Sword back and pondered over the strange force that made me give the blade to the guy who tried to kill me earlier and put XYZ back in charge, cause Roller Coasters are cool and stuff, although to keep the wet rides and dry rides away from eachother, I made the Planet Parks separate, with Splash Planet and Thrill Planet their own cool separate things. Now to stop the evil BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn) I traveled to his base of operations, where he had all of the kiddy coasters in the world! In the base resided the plothole that he traveled through to get here, and after hours of searching that is where I finally found him. We had an epic battle, although we were equally matched, so to stop him, I used the plothole to travel to page 1 of the continue the story thread, and aquired the... (Please give me (Her0ofLime) an actual thing from page 1 of the continue the story thread. i would appreciate it)

with BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn) taking over the story and failing quite alot at killing Her0ofLime (I would NEVER go into the forest alone without my sword, especially because I go there to purify it). Someone had to take care of Thrill Planet, so Her0ofLime gave operation to the magical XYZ, who, with his magical magic, was able to teleport there from his home near Legoland California. To stop the evil BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn) Her0ofLime...

It turns out the Her0ofLime BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn) horrifyingly killed was an apparition made by the magical XYZ, a wizard helping Her0ofLime in his quest to save the lands from BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn). BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunn) figured this out when he was grumbling about not being able to ride the kiddy coaster, thinking about how The Master Sword couldn't break, as it was a holy blade. (Silly coolkid, not knowing about The Legend of Zelda) So BARON VON CREDiTWHORE (dun dun dunn)..... (also BTW I have a sheild, the Hylian Sheild, also indestructable, Zelda logic, y'know)

Her0ofLime saved them and stuff because i'm cool like that and I have a cool Master Sword and I do that kind of stuff on a day to day basis. It turned out that Splash Planet was entirely constructed by coolkid's ghost, as how does a 10 year old mass-murderer have children without some complications? (Goodnight Everybody!) It was kept running by -gasp! The evil BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunnnn) returning from page 2 of the continue the story thread. (You may now boo) When I saved all the peeps from the rafty river thing, BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunnnn, yes every time you say BARON VON CREDITWHORE (dun dun dunnn) you have to say it in all caps and put (dun dun dunn) after it) said "Muahahahahah, I have returned from page two of the continue the story thread, to conquer the rest of the thread by the power of the plothole DarienLaker caused earlier! Now I will destroy you!" But I couldn't let that happen, so I... (BTW DarienLaker posted while I was making this masterpeice story. This is a much cooler story so ignore his)

but Coolkid was revealed to have played off as me and held me hostage. With the power of the Master Sword, I defeated coolkid and saved Random Antarctic Park from stupidity and executed coolkid as he had escaped from execution by the power of plothole. The land was saved, and all of TPR chat thanked me for my good deed. But...

new "Coolkid doesn't understand the concept of upstop wheels" coaster from Vekoma. It was created for executing coolkid for his crimes as he was an insane murderer after hallucinating seeing a coaster train in Antarctic waters, killing 45 park guests at Random Antarctic Park. But coolkid...

but the manegement of Random Antarctic Park (me) was like "Hell No" and separated from the weird abomination monster of a theme park called Six Flugsarien Lpier OH GAHD CAN'T tThiNK of NAmE and took Top Chill Dragster with them. Coolkid and Darien Laker were arrested for fraud, and all was good.

Frostbender was relocated back to Random Antartic Park, as the park revealed the accident was a hoax made by DarienLaker and coolkid trying to get their parks more popular (Seriously, how does a train just slip off the track? There is a such thing as upstop wheels. Mindbender is not a scenic railway). As a result Darien Lake and Six Flags Pelee Peir faced major issues as after the hoax was revealed people were discouraged from going to the parks. So...

But Darien Lake decided to stop pandering to you and tore town Lake Monster. Random Antartic Park decided to build a mirror of Mindbender named...

Are you running for office? Yes. BTW Vote for Me! Her0ofLime 2016! Free Burgeritos for Voters!

Have a Menchies just a small car ride away, and they have awesome Frozen Yogurt. Happy to see it come to Universal.

^ I'm happy you finally posted a photo of that SkyRush cake.

We need to stay on topic, this is turning into "Praise the chat room thread for hope of more people coming on chat".

Burgeritos are the way to go.

Sounds like a hoot. Counting the annoying people who use it instead of the Rant Thread to vent their frusturaton and say all the words that they don't allow people saying on TV in a long novel that challenges Lord Of The Rings in length and the people who never post on the fourm and use only chat we have 13, 13 people. I still use it all the time because the remaining 7 people are actually pretty fun to talk to.

Steel: Kingda Ka Wood: GASM (sad but true, the lines for El Toro were too long and we had to leave early)

All of 7 people still use chat. Including me.

Wish they had shown what the back of the park and Carosuel Hill look like. I guess you can see that from the Hurricane Harbor construction photos anyways.

^^ Almost thought I was going to have to argue with someone there. Basketballs. Those hoover damn basketballs.

But XYZ isn't a GP. Tis a joke

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Likely lying to get her to go on bigger things. I do this with my little brother all the time. The only thing that got him on Runaway Mine Train at SFGAdv was the fact that I said it was 20mph instead of 40

Really? Because I make sure to check out whatever PETA gives a bad rap to. Usually it turns out to be a good experience. Out of the way? Not necessarily, it's right on the way to Florida. If proximity too close to SFOG is a problem, then why are parks like White Water and Lake Winnie still successful? As for coasters, Cheeta and Viking Voyage are nice, and the SLC is one of the smoothest out there.

Dude, I never knew it was possible to become a Giant Inverted Boomerang! If you know where I can sign up I will pay whatever fee it is to become a roller coaster!

But Ninja was manufactured in 1989, five years before the first SLC. I have noticed that Ninja's layout is like a warped SLC layout. The butterfly is kinda like a roll-over, the Reverse Sidewinder is obviously a reverse sidewinder, and the corkscrews replace the barrel rolls. Just noticed all of this as you said it, and yeah, Ninja is pretty much an altered SLC model. Or an SLC is an altered Ninja layout.