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^^ No offense. . . but that's just a 19 second video of a train with no one on it leaving the station. Is that what you meant to post? If so, disregard this. I was just under the impression it would show the launch. *Edited- My bad; just my crappy computer. That launch does look wicked fast.

Quality over quantity- great captions as well!

I found a pic of the first riders! #Itllneveropen

"We oughter have your rolly coaster goin' in a couple more weeks. Wally's just waitin' on some parts from Mt. Pilot." #itneveropen

I was gonna say. . . we moved from Long Beach in 1975 and went to DL the last time that summer, and there was no Space Mountain. Didn't ride it until I made it to WDW in 1979.

How many fake people have to die to satisfy Dolly's blood lust?? Ohhh, the (non) Humanity! #ItllNeverOpen

^ I'm guessing you're right- they don't seem to have their act together, do they? Oh well, while I root for small, independent parks to succeed, this one might be FUBAR.

Here's a link to their new website: http://www.ghosttownvillage.com/home.html Says they are opening June 1st. Looks like it'll be the chair-lift ride; 3 zip lines; a 'county fair' level with carnival rides; and the 'village' which looks to be part old west town and part flea market. No mention of the coaster or any religious make-over.

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Nope; 'Old Grandads Rotgut Bourbon'. He passed out around the 'green shirt guy' comments and the ice melted and changed the color, but it's whiskey. Trust me; I know these things. #ItllNeverOpen

Drinking tea? Whiskey. Like Guy, he used to believe in Dolly, but that hillbilly Jezebel broke his heart with her filthy lies and sent him on a downward spiral of cheap booze and Shanghai Disneyland updates written in Chinese. Sad, really. #ItllNeverOpen

"It'll never open; drinking is the only way to deal with it."

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As a life-long Trojan fan, I appreciate you posting the pics without mentioning the actual game. Fight on!

#ItllNeverOpen

"I still have your puppies Guy. . . "

A boy walks in on his dad masturbating. His dad continues to vigorously masturbate while his son stands in shock. The boy asks "Dad, what are you doing?" His dad reponds "I'm masturbating, son. Pay attention to my form. It'll come in handy, cause you'll be doing it soon enough." The boy asks "You think so?" And his dad says "Absolutely, because my arm is starting to get tired..."

"Let's not fight amongst ourselfs my children! Rather let's ignore some poor people and play nine holes of mini-golf! And remember what the ancient scriptures say: #It'llneveropen"

Besides mini-golf. it also appears Jesus worked at Sea World Nazareth:

"Whoaa. . . that is freaky dude!"

I just hate when that happens. . .

Really cool pics- thanks for sharing them Robb! The actual Springs area looks especially nice, and it was great KT got to turn it on.

Not sure about the smell effect, but definitely a huge animatromic!