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^ Sorry Bill, but they spent all their money on Shanghai Disney. I read it on the internets.

It's open!!! Hope that's better!

I was just going to post the exact same thing!!

It's poring rain here in the Tulsa area. We've had a very cool and wet Spring which is nice and much better than the extreme drought we went through a couple years ago. Except, I have a 3 acre yard I have to mow and trim, and I can hear the damn grass growing! Not much severe storm/tornado activity yet this year, so that's a good thing.

Impossible to pick one. But Wes being raped at Universal Japan is definitely Top20: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49660&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

Obviously that is NOT the new Frozen attraction. It's actually the new Pandora boat ride from Avatar land.

Great pics and report on BGW! Truly one of the best themed and beautiful parks anywhere. I can't believe how empty the park was- almost spooky. Again, well done TR; thanks for taking the time to post it.

"Why can't I park my stroller here? You're ruining my vacation!!" #Itllneveropen

#Itllneveropen

Looks like that the lift WAS a little too fast. Just a couple more weeks! #Itllneveropen

The pressure is on now VF15!!

Awww. . . how precious!

"Sorry folks, Lightning Rod still isn't open. The blonde woman with the huge fake boobs out front should have told you." #ItllNeverOpen

"Did any of you see where my tee shot landed?"

#TalkingInHashtagsRules #Itllneveropen

Website still says it's not open: http://www.dollywood.com/themepark/rides/LightningRod

"I think it needs some more adjusting, boss." #Itllneveropen

#ItllNeverOpen

"What do you mean it's not open?? Your damn sign said it was open!! Sigh. . . I need some vodka." #ItllNeverOpen

Now that's funny!! #ItllNeverOpen

#ItllNeverOpen

#ItllNeverOpen

Shelley Duval in a wedding dress would be 100X more frightening than Pennywise.

Don't forget to purchase the Spaz Helmet- that looks like a 80 degree drop!

It does- just my crap computer. I edited my post.