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^I'm 100% sure that's why he made that comment.

I chat with ride ops sometimes. Never with the other idiots around me in line. I'm not very friendly, can you tell? hehe

If you're talking about the Disk-O and the Evolution, the Evolution does not spin the same way a Disk-O does. It moves very slowly and deliberately, whereas the Disk-O moves quicker and more freely. The rides feel totally different.

^Hott!

Yeah, well, most of the time I didn't really have a choice. I would pull Derek's hands away but by then it was too late. Beemerboy, go to hell.

Don't feel bad, Barry, I feel like a dirty whore after reading some of the captions under pictures of me on the updates

No, because the coaster was built in the 1920s, I'm sure the parking lot came after that.

I like to go to Martin's Fantasy Island for free, ride the Silver Comet a couple times, then leave. This year I'll be working 10-2, doing whatever until 5, riding Silver Comet, doing whatever, and then watching fireworks with some friends.

Actually, no. That Derek guy is pretty hot. I wish I was his girlfriend! Oh, wait. ^Haha, oh well, that's what I get I suppose. Can't be my own person obviously. Not like I was a coaster enthusiast before I met Derek.

Sorry, I don't know why that amused me so much. Dude, I am a comic artist, that means I LOOK for word play and hidden meanings, and Id int see that. you have a sick sick mind I don't have a sick mind. The only caption I can remember with her in it is "This car is much too small to have sex in!" Poor Derek's girlfriend!

^Ohhh yeah. It was YOU who told us to ride the log flume!!!!! MORE LISEBERG This dude in the bathtub looks pretty happy Dunno what's up with the ice bathroom, luckily nobody tried to use it! They make you wear these awesome baked potato outfits so you can sit on the ice couch without literally freezing your butt off Yummmm vodka. Including the glasses! Everything is made of ice! Here we have some TPR members chilling in the ice bar. Time for some fun. Bananananananna.. I'm so glad I'm almost done making captions! It's cool. It's photogenic. It didn't impress me that much. Then we walked around. Hello Banana Ride Man, I stink at taking pictures. And then we rode the observation tower I miss this face I rode a ferris wheel. It was worth it for the view! I rode the log flume with Robb, Elissa, and Derek, with Robb IN THE FRONT!! Mistake.

Shut up, Joe! (You got me there!)

Sorry, I don't know why that amused me so much.

More Liseberg Balder is so awesome that it has its own game. We went in this haunted house walkthrough thingie, it was cool except we had to walk in a train with hands on the shoulders of the person in front of us. We had nine people. I was right behind Dan and was more focused on trying not to step on him than wha Derek wants to be pretty too. If you think he has succeeded, don't email Dan, cause his inbox is full It's sooo pretty here! Gorgeous. I can see Balder from here! Pretty fountains! Liseberg is certainly a beautiful park. I see some credit whores on Circusexpressen! You can't ride if you're wearing a hat, are a member of the paparazzi, have a beer belly, like to grab your own ass, like to have your heart massaged, it's raining, or carry a man purse Once the park opened, we headed straight to Lisebergbananananan Plopp! Hehe

Add-On Day 2: Liseberg Part 1 Liseberg is a beautiful park. And, oh yeah, it has the best coaster ever, Balder. Hello, airtime! We had three hours of ERT on this bad boy. Derek and I rode in every row, and then some. This was the best day of the trip for me (Blackpool a close second!) and a wonderful end to a wonderful two weeks in Europe. The Balder crew was really fun. During our ERT they didn't staple us, and rode with us! And did anyone else think their uniforms were really cute? Um... I don't get it. We've been riding for three hours and the park isn't even open yet!!! We had to tear ourselves away to ride Kanonen twice. The second time we had a short delay cause Paul made the other train go too fast Best coaster ever. Airtime on EVERY hill. Loose lapbars and hands in the air (and sometimes feet! hehe) The funniest thing was Tom leaning over on the turns "ARRRARRRARRARR" Time to ride!!!!!!! We also got free Balder bookbags. Originally I thought Tom was the funniest thing in the picture, but WHAT ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AT BACK THERE!??! lol Tee hee, what's he doing over there all by himself?!?! Tom claims Balder for England And they let us hammer nails into the coaster and write our names on it!! I had lots of trouble hammering my nail in straight. And then they gave us FREE BEER! (and soda for us non-beer-drinkers) Balder was just kind of towering over us. Mmmmm. When we got to the park, they took us inside the structure of Balder to the little house that sits in the middle. You can tell what a park is going to look like by what its entrance gates look like. This was my view from the hotel window. I wish I had taken a picture of the shower, lol. I liked this hotel a lot; we had FEATHER PILLOWS!! And the best breakfast of the trip.

Robb's song in the behind the scenes Stealth tour.. it wasn't a video but whatever... what was it, the winch drum's connected to the cable, the cable's connected to teh catch car, the catch car's connected to the train, the train goes OMFG FAST! And the Kumali video, something about Vekoma speed, going as fast as Vekoma possible

Two of the same topics This one's older so i choose it! Top 10 Steel 1. Nemesis - Alton Towers 2. Speed - Oakwood Leisure Park 3. Stealth - Thorpe Park 4. Dragon's Fury - Chessington Worlds of Adventure 5. Velocity - Flamingoland 6. Kanonen - Liseberg 7. Nemesis Inferno - Thorpe Park 8. Air - Alton Towers 9. Raptor - Cedar Point 10. Lisebergbanan - Liseberg Top 10 Wood 1. Balder - Liseberg 2. Wild Mouse - Blackpool Pleasure Beach 3. Thundercoaster - Tusenfryd 4. Megafobia - Oakwood Leisure Park 5. Silver Comet - Martin's Fantasy Island 6. Grand National - Blackpool Pleasure Beach 7. Big Dipper - Blackpool Pleasure Beach 8. Yankee Cannonball - Canobie Lake Park 9. Roller Coaster - Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach 10. Rollercoaster - Blackpool Pleasure Beach Top 10 Overall 1. Balder 2. Nemesis 3. Wild Mouse 4. Speed 5. Stealth 6. Dragon's Fury 7. Thunder Coaster 8. Megafobia 9. Silver Comet 10. Grand National I keep changing my mind every time I think about it though. My favorite type of coaster is the B&M inverted.

^LOL, I know, I'm only kidding. Hence the wink. Glad you liked Silver Comet! I'll be riding it tomorrow!

Add-On Day 1: Tusenfryd Part 2 Tusenfryd had this weird little trail you walk through and has stuff to climb on and slide down. Antics in the bus... this doesn't even look like Barron! But it is! Fried frogs??? I don't get it Lots of pretty flowers and stuff This was my first S&S tower. meh, it was okay I guess Tusenfryd has a weird little western town section with nothing in it Here you go, Larry! You walk across these thingies Here's the entrance to it

DUDES, you went to Fantasy Island and didn't tell ME??! I'm so insulted!

LOL Jay. I had so much fun with you and Paul in London. But what was up with not saying goodbye to me at the airport??? You just kind of wandered away and I was like "Where did he go?!?!" hehe

^Dude. "Part 1". That means there will be a Part 2!

Add-On Day 1: Tusenfryd part 1 The weather was really weird that day. One second it would be cold and drizzly, the next warm enough that I would take my jacket off, then two seconds later it would get cold again. This was my first time ever in a non-English speaking country. It was kind of intimidating! I tried to be as nice and polite as possible to the people I interacted with. Still, I felt kind of out of place. Yeah, Speed Monster, whatever Except I think it wants us to die! :O In here is the coolest movie/simulator/crazy thing ever What's up with that massive support structure? You know who makes this, right?? Vekoma!! I'm serious. It's a credit. It's just a coaster that uses water as its brakes. Super Splash is a lot of fun. it goes up a lift, dips, turns around, down through a tunnel, back up, and SPLASH! Credit! "I am a credit! Ride me! You won't get wet, I promise!" Down Dave Thomas' favourite hill to SUPERSPLASH! The trains were surprisingly roomy! Paul's ride was pain free, unlike his Ghoster Coaster experience in May But first, it's time for some Teeny Weeny action. Ahh, Thunder Coaster. A fun woodie. Here's the log flume. We tried to ride it, but couldn't figure out how to get in! First ride of the day: Loopen. I braced for PAIN and DOOM, but it was smooth and painless for me!!! WTF!? Welcome to Tusen Frizzle, Git R Done!

^ The term "pounding" will never cease to amuse me.

Oooh, that looks painful. No thanks. Not an X-car coaster fan.