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Just follow along with the captions under the pictures! Colin C EDIT:Ummm, I really dont know why, but I started just going off in a different direction with this one. Uhh yeah no excuse!! Its like, all segmented out or something, ewwwww!!! Well thats the end of my tale. Oh and I was looking for some tin foil when I found this old jar of marshmallow fluf! It expired in 2003!!! Boy do they taste good, even better then when they were still alive. I wish I had just cooked Jerry. And yes ladies Im single! A pile of corpses, once a happy group of peasants, now dead, and slightly overcooked. Dead, all dead, not a single survivor left. Almost done with the extermination, half of the pieces have stoped screaming. They all have 10 minutes to live, good luck cookie dough pieces. Okay back to the story. Now that the chamber has been heated, the morsels are put in to their final resting place. Wow, thats a really cheap marker! I didnt place a bid on it though, its pretty ugly looking! ..So in the meantime, I went on eBay! The excecution chamber needs to be heated, the pieces of humanity will have to wait... Jerry sure was tasty, the assorted cookie dough body parts made a good choice. I decided a sacrafice was in order, so a unanamous vote between the melting pieces of gooey patrons decided Jerry was the first to go. I segmented the towns folk neatly on this platter, but as you notice one is missing. ...I just cut it open and threw it aside, leaving its villagers exposed and convienantly pre sliced. I couldent figure out how to disable the yellow protector of the field of forces, so.... I tryed eating them, but there was this odd yellow force field keeping me out. Under a mess of food that expired before I was born, lies this. Huston, we have Toll House! Oh its worse the I thought, eww that taffy is from June! There it is, the bowels of the american household. No not the air conditioner, the FRIDGE!!!

^Well if you were a regular visitor to the park like I am, you would realize that python has TWO trains and for about the last 5 years, one of them had been sitting in the maitnence shed under the station. About a year ago, it came out of the station and went under some major rehab. And that DOES make a difference, because why would they want to put a butt load of money into the second train that has sat idle for years if they were just going to scrap it? Colin C

Dude, that absolutly RULED!!! The staircase roller coaster reminds me of me and my friend doing the same thing with boogie boards, and then a tempurpedic matress box! Keep up the good work man. Colin C

ED GO TO SLEEP!!!! Colin C

Im on the right. We took this picture then got all "L O L!" It was funny... Colin C $0.99 shades rule, note the UV protection sticker.

Yeah Im getting the same problem, Im using AOL explorer though. I havent had a problem with any other videos though, which is odd, but yeah its only like 1/4th of the video Im seeing. Colin C

Ummm....what the hell did I just look at? Colin C

I LOVE DRUNK ED! Colin C

1. I am a licenced glider pilot 2. I play paintball alllll the time 3. I fly radio control airplanes, for the last 5 years in fact 4. I went to military school last year 5. I run cross country, and run the Disney half marathon every year Colin C

^Im so moving in with you, right now. Colin C

Because my newly made up rule is "The more you have to justify it being a coaster, then it's probably not a coaster." If you walked up to a random member of the general public at Winter Park Ski Resort and asked them "Hey, did you ride the roller coaster?" They would most likely respond "What roller coaster? Oh, you mean the Alpine Slide?" Thus, it's not a roller coaster! At least not to me. But hey, if you want to count it, knock yourself out! There are no rules for counting and like I said, I know people who count Freefalls, log flumes, dark rides, and other silly things that the general public, and most parks and ride manufacturers for that matter, would not consider a roller coaster either. --Robb "Who doesn't want to pad my count with log flumes, alpine slides, or mater blasters." Alvey Haha woops, that first sentence was agreeing with you, the rest was me rambling on about nothing really important. But I see your point.. Colin C

And for $660,000 it can all be yours, station gates included!! That is kinda odd, a Arrow/Intamin. Hummmm... Colin C

I voted for Batwing/XFlight, Ive only ridden XFlight though. I thought it had a much better layout then the two SUF's I've ridden, but I do think that the pretzel loop is what makes the B&M flying coaster, and its seriously the greatest feeling element ever to me. But in overall ride experience, I'd still say XFlight has it, just because it does a lot more then a few swift turns. Colin C

^All flying turns is, is pretty much a wooden bobsled, so why wouldent it count? It rolls, it coasts, there you go! Personially, I would count both the alpine slide and the alpine coasters as credits. The slide to me is a miniture single rider per car bobsled, only you have to stop it yourself. Colin C

^Haha yeah, but this one would like SERIOUSLY kill you finger! They turn those on every now and then, but usuially they just drip water. Also, they've put up these crappy portable mist fan things that kids just kinda stand in front of and get....misted. Colin C

That doesnt make sence though, the car is stopped by stationary magnets, wouldent it have stopped the car from falling, especially at only half the height? Colin C

Well not that the Aquatrax has been confirmed by a shrink with three aerolas, Im still positive that this coaster is going to be orange with lime green supports, travel 18,000 miles per hour, and make a trip from the Earth to the Moon.....TWICE! Looks like CP has another winner on their hands. Colin"Still doesnt care AT ALL"C

Old Spice is your friend! And how do you fit into an X=Small shirt?!?!?! I can fit into small, but like BARLEY!! You've got to be mega skinny and short man!!! Colin C

^ARM is the company name. They make the portable towers and ones like at Cypress Gardens and Beech Bend. But yeah, I have NEVER felt safe riding an ARM tower, ever. Colin C

We need to hang out. Now. That was by far the greatest random PTR Ive ever seen! Tell Ed he needs some deodoratn though! Colin C

Well me and my friend were wandering around BGT the other day because a thunderstorm had closed all the rides down when we got to the mist tunnel near Kumba. Well being as bored as we were, we "inspected" all the misters. Well we found one that really, and I mean REALLY hurt if you got your finger too close to it! So of course I wipped out the camera and we touched it a few more times. The clip is attached to here, so enjoy! Colin C Sprayer.zip Sprayer of death!

Yeah I agree, Id fly out and ride that thing in a split second if it was put up again. It just looks too awsome to miss out on, even though its been tamed down! But yeah if its anything like the other schwartzkopf loopers, then I'd so be there to ride it. Colin C

^And if Im not mistake, Im pretty sure Olympia Looping also has those accordian style restraints, same with Mind Bender even though it is a stationary coaster. Ive never ridden a schwartzy with accordian restraints, but they do look surprisingly comfortable! I mean, there really isnt anything to bang your head into, and they just come over your shoulders (plus the obvious lap bar) and dont seem to constricting. I dont know, maybe Im completely wrong, but hey S&S is using a similar harness on its newer rides and it seems to be pretty popular. Colin C

If it helps, I only voted for derek because HE is dead sexy... Colin"Avoided another one there!"C

Thats nothing, I dont know what your talking about, I dont see anything there, AND NEITHER DO YOU!!! So its seriously just going to go up the spike, and then back down? Thats LAME! Colin C