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Thanks for sharing the pics of Wild Adventures, folks. I'm toying with the idea of driving down to Orlando from Williamsburg with some friends and maybe stopping at Carowinds and wild Adventures on the way, then checking out Busch Gardens Tampafrica and horror night at Universal (especially if TPR has another meet this year). Still up in the air, but we shall see.

^^Let the slap dancing begin. At least that's what they do in the Festhaus at BG Euroburg.

Hmm--based on my limited experience, I vote for the opening tunnel on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland--gotta love the colorful pools and bats.

^Seesh! And to think I wasted all this time chanting in a pentagram to request that the Elder Gods (I'm talking to you, C'thulu!) transport me there, when there were those nice men in the San Fernando Valley. Hey, Elissa, Should I note that my check for the plunge donation should go to "Team TPR" or something? Chuck

You know Kevin, I think Orkin Cybermen could help you with your Dalek infestation.

Can you get spotted dick on a stick at UK theme parks?

Hmm--looks like "brain freeze" has set in already. There's no hope for them now!

Apollo's Chariot--just fifteen minutes away. Fabio's Bane

I know what you mean. Perhaps it's the atmosphere of the place, the overwhelming hope it shows for humanity. Maybe it's the awe inspired by Spaceship Earth combined with the whimsy of the Imagination pavilion. Or it could be the power of Illuminations to inspire us to be something greater than ourselves. I know--it's the smooth, rich taste of ice-cold Beverley. Oh, yeah . . .

Git a hair cut, ya dad-blamed hippie! And have a Happy Birt'day while yer at it! Chuck

Disney decides to solve its "TPR problem" once and for all--with the new "Splash Mountain Hot Acid Bath."

^^Nicole has hit the big time!

^^Love the concept, but not the spelling: "feel" and "abstinence," please. But it is funny as hell--good work.

You know, I really think this TR needed more beer and nachos, Wally. Looked like fun.

Hmm, let's see . . . Wild Mouse (Santa Cruz Boardwalk) Motorcycle Chase/Wacky Soap Box Racers (Knott's) Corkscrew (Knott's) Windjammer (Knott's) Tidal Wave (Mariott's Great America) Willard's Whizzer (Mariott's Great America) Thunder Express (Dollywood) Cyclone (Southport Pleasure Beach) King Solomon's Mines (Southport Pleasure Beach)

Hmm--make that Mount Ararat, and you just might have something.

^Nice use of Chuck Heston, there.

^It is pretty dang cool.

Behold, as he doth embarrass himself on the boards again, with the work of his not-so-mighty hand, using tools dating back to biblical times! I give ye . . . eXodus! Chuck "Will he even manage two votes this time?" Campbell Remove your shoes, for you tread on holy ground! But then you can't ride because it is against our Lord's commandments!

They could sell collectible tapioca pudding cups as a tie in.

^^Political correctness precludes using those old names anymore, folks (probably a good thing, actually).

We nonprofiteers have to stick together, Elissa. I'm willing to chip in $50. One of my coworkers took the Special Olympics Polar Plunge in Virginia Beach. Turned out to be a fairly warm day, but he said that the Atlantic was freakin' cold!

Engineering to Capt. Kirk! The OSRs are at full power, but they're buckling! I canna be held responsible for the safety of the riders!

I knew they should've installed the Topple Tower of Babel. Maybe President's Park in Williamsburg will buy them out.

What? Satiric images of our Lord and Savior! I am enraged! Why, I'd head outside right now and chant slogans, burn cars, and loot my neighbors' houses if I weren't so damn sleepy . . .