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Part 3: What’s Waiting Beyond the Door? When it comes to planning HHN’s haunted houses, each year Universal asks, “What’re we gonna do to blow people’s minds away?” The answer is to give guests that “Universal detail” they’ve come to expect. Each haunted house is a “mini-movie” in three acts. All have an extensive back story (running four to five pages), and each character in each house not only has a name, but also their own story. This definitely raises HHN’s quite a few notches above over theme-park “Haunts.” So, what can we expect to encounter in the haunted houses this year? Well, to take a cue from the stage version of Sweeney Todd, “What happened then—well, that’s the play,/And he wouldn’t want us to give it away.” But Mike and Mike did share a few details and thoughts during the call. When asked which house would be this year’s “goriest,” the two MIkes found it tough to give just one answer. Interstellar Terror would, indeed, be very gory, as would Body Collectors; then again, the Creatures house looks “like we dipped the whole place in blood.” In fact, today was “Blood Day” in the houses, when they figure out how much splatter they need—and where. It all depends on what’s appropriate. “We love gore,” they said, “but it can be overdone.” Scent is another tool of the horror trade. Who could forget the more aromatic qualities of one room in Psychoscareapy last year? Again, they’re using smells that are “true to the environment” they wish to create. One has visions of the two Mikes “testing vials of scents” in an effort “to get each other to puke.” As for specific smells, you’ll just have to sniff them out yourself. Look for a mix of old and new technology, too. “We’re always looking for the newest thing,” they said, and there will be “lots of really cool things this year.” But sometimes, the oldest tricks of stagecraft, such as Pepper’s ghost and lighting on a scrim, are still the best way to go. Doomsday is the one house taken from an actual movie this year—an “end-of-the-world” tale that’s part 28 Days Later, part Road Warrior, and all nightmare. Although this movie was a Universal property, there was “no pressure” to use it. But it did seem to fit in well with the Bloody Mary theme, they said. (The movie does, indeed, offer a distorted view of a society falling apart—not to mention cannibalism. Hmm—could be some interesting smells there.) And what about the “panda head”? Yes, there have been some photos online of what appears to be a panda costume. Is Kung Fu Panda going to be part of this year’s Bill and Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure show? The two Mikes would “neither confirm nor deny” this rumor, but they did point out that a giant bear is part of one of the houses this year. HHN continues to grow in popularity. Will Universal actually add more Halloween Horror Nights per week some day? Who knows? “We’re not good at math. We’d love to run this seven days a week,” the two Mikes said. “But after Halloween, it all goes away. We’re in mourning for all of November.” Many Halloween Horror Night fans feel the same way, gents. Thanks for taking the time to chat with us. Happy Halloween! See you on the other side . . . Halloween Horror Night Web site: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/index.html

Part 2: What’s Lurking Down the Street, in the Darkness? The sheer scale of the whole bloody event is what has both Mikes most excited about HHN ’08. “We stepped away from the street program last year,” they said. “This year, the street program is huge! We’ve taken over the whole property!” Guests won’t have to enter a haunted house to be scared this year. The scares begin as soon as guests walk past the main gate, thanks to six new scarezones. These zones all follow through on the “mirror world” of Bloody Mary by offering distorted, refracted versions of pop culture. For example, The Path of the Wicked shows what would happen if the Wicked Witch had taken control of Oz. I got five words for ya here: “Watch out for flying monkeys!” American Gothic takes guests into the darker side of American pop culture—the domain of such writers as Hawthorne and Poe and characters such as the Headless Horseman. And pity the poor Alices who get caught in Asylum in Wonderland. Guests missed the scarezones last year—this year, the zones are back with a vengeance. Halloween Horror Night Web site: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/index.html

Part 1: What’s Behind the Mirror? Universal Florida’s Halloween Horror Nights won a “Golden Ticket” for best theme-park event this year, which is hardly surprising. For my money, it is the single best time of year to visit USF. But what makes Halloween Horror Night the highly anticipated event that it is? I think the answer is the passion of the people at Universal who put on the show, as was made quite clear during a conference call with Michael Roddy, Director of Show Development, and Michael Aiello, Show Director. These two guys have what they call “the greatest job in the world”—scaring the hell out of you during Halloween Horror Night. “It’s a big toy box for us,” they said. If you can call such stuff as nightmares are made of “toys.” (NOTE: My notes got a bit scrambled during the call, so I can’t really attribute some quoted material to one Mike or the other.) It also helps that HHN, unlike many parks’ “Haunts,” is never the same event twice. “Repeat last year?” said the two Mikes. “Never even comes into play.” The urban legend of "Bloody Mary” takes center stage at HHN this year. She’s a brand-new “icon” for the event, taking her place alongside other such hosts as Jack the Clown and the Caretaker. But why Bloody Mary? Universal decided that a “strong female icon” was the way to go this year, and their research revealed that Bloody Mary, a vengeful spirit that dwells in a world behind the mirror, was “the second-highest rated urban legend.” Eighty percent of people in all age groups were aware of Bloody Mary, and of how you can invoke her by repeating her name several times while standing in front of a mirror. But, even better, Mary’s origins are unknown, which gave Universal’s creative staff plenty of room to develop a completely original back story about her. Mary works alone, though. When asked about rumors that other HHN icons, such as Jack or the Storyteller, would be making guest appearances, the answer was “no.” “It’s bogus information,” they said. “It was time to let Jack [and the other icons] take a rest.” In fact, during this year’s HHN, it will be impossible to escape Mary’s presence, whether in the houses or on the streets. She will always be there, somewhere, watching. Her billboards have already touched a nerve with some Florida mothers, who found Mary’s image too frightening for children—even as the billboards whip by in a 70-miles-per-hour blur. Mary has, indeed, “touched a nerve,” they said, possibly because you can’t see her eyes. This is rather “unnerving,” as the “eyes are the pathways to the soul.” This reaction, however, is proof that Universal is “definitely doing something right” this year when it comes to HHN. And, by the way, the event isn’t for kids under the age of 13. Halloween Horror Night Web site: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/orlando/index.html

I'd like to point out that creating a second account under a new screenname could get you banned, as well.

If Kennywood was one of the station's advertisers that wouldn't be particularly surprising.

Rumor has it that a small black hole was created, and it coughed up Yvette Mimieux, Robert Forster, and a little robot who talked like Roddy McDowall. This is, of course, unconfirmed. Representatives from Walt Disney Pictures have declined to comment.

I'm not one from whom you should take dating advice either, Tyler, but unless the fortune actually read "You are seriously creepy--leave me alone," I think she's interested.

That's a hell of a thing to say about Mike.

^Actually, TPR sole poached in a white-wine sauce might be very tasty. Throw in a nice Caesar salad and rice pilaf, and that's some good eatin'.

^^I doubt that the Busch parks are in danger, despite the InBev takeover (which isn't quite a "done deal" yet). I haven't seen any serious signs of trouble at BGE, at least. It all depends on who takes over the operations of the parks--time will tell.

I know, it's just that ohio is clear across the country. The remnants of Ike merged with a cold front that is currently sweeping east--that could cause some pretty intense weather (a warm front slamming into a cold front).

^^Vick's bankruptcy proceedings often make the front page of the local papers. What a sad, sad mess.

And what's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

^If humor survived Carrot Top, it'll survive this.

^Disney has done quite well with a "family-friendly" Halloween event--Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at MK--by passing out candy, holding a parade and fireworks, and keeping lines short due to a limit on ticket sales.

I deleted the extra "Superland" thread--and added a subtitle to this one (to make the title more descrpitive). Flipdude posted a photo TR of this park, as well. BTW, Superland is a part of TPR's Park Index: http://www.themeparkreview.com/parks/page.php?pageid=438.

Yeah, I don't understand all the whining about this, either. (Well, based on what I know about "Disney purists," maybe I do.) I hardly see how this "demeans" the attraction, and if adding Disney characters to a DISNEY ride puts more butts in the boats, the purists should be all for it. But, no--this belittles Walt's vision! In fact, I demand the removal of the upgraded, Dolby 5.1 version of the California ride's soundtrack in favor of the original mid-1960s' stereo version!

Sigh! I miss the Tahitian Terrace--tasty ribs, goofy hula show, desserts that come with FIRE! (Anyone else remember the "Volcano Sundae"?)

He's not kidding--he'll do it! OK, Wes. You're cool. We're cool. Just put the Ayn Rand down while we slowly back away . . .

Their chairswing ride with a giant "moon" in the middle of it is called "The Plough"? Gotta love Scotland.

In case anyone's curious, Screamscape says that Maximum RPM is running again.

Fve dollars to get in? How much to get out?

The Shining was King's best. I quit reading his stuff after Cujo, which I thought was pretty bad. (Apparently, King was pretty messed up on cocaine or something that period of his life.) I actually like his short stories more than some of his novels.

Natalie isn't in the poll--is she supposed to be, or was she "voted off"?

^Damn--I was hoping for lime-green bacon cheeseburgers.