kamikazewatermelon

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Wow. What a total flop for such a nicely themed place.

^ is... uh... ummm... Can I come back to this ? < can't make up his mind ViS AN AVID USER OF cAPS lOCK.

Because if it was green or purple DC comics would find a way to sue them for using the joker's colors. Why is a dachshund shaped like a hot dog? (or vice verse)

Dane Cook. (though I don't really know of a lot more)

I never even thought that was possible! Oh, and in the video, shouldn't it be "mountaining", not valleying?

Darn. God doesn't even care about me.

Little people inside the cursor watch a live camera of the mouse pad and use their extreme hand-eye coordination levels to drive across the screen. the red light just illuminates the surface. How is it possible to get rock hard, sculpted abs for only 3 easy payments of 19.99?+shipping & handling

What the heck is that? The ride is called Bandit. I'll add a Rock tunnel somewhere. à la   (ˈɑ lɑ, ˈɑ lə) –preposition 1. according to; in the manner of. Just clearing things up. I meant some rock formations in the style of Maverick.

because George Bush had a dream one night that Stalin, Hitler, and Osama were all just giant number 10's in disguise and made a decree that next morning that any use of the number ten would result in prison for life and being forced to vote republican in every following election. So people quickly worked to create an inconsistent system of measurement with absolutely no reference to the number 10. Why is Michael Phelps so fast?

^ is Splenda-rific V Will be arrested promptly for breaking some obscure law and will be sentenced to read this entire thread and rewrite it in whatever the official language of Uzbekistan is.

I'd never heard of this either. Who built this, Schwarzkopf? Edit: oops, forgot to read that little blurb above the pics.

I'd suggest you put some rock formations on bandit a la Maverick. It'd look a lot better than just trees.

I was at Pacific Pier over spring break and it wasnt really all it was cracked up to be. (not that it's cracked up to be that good) but the operations were really bad and Westcoaster kept breaking down every five minutes. I never did get to ride it. Oh, and I love the site!

People who hold their hands up on the lift hll. Especially when they grip the handles for dear life for the whole rest of the ride.

Thought I'd give this a try. used MS Paint & PowerPoint. so, here it is: Amy Winehouse on Crazy Mouse Scariest person to see at a park!

^ Thinks there's sometithing wrong with driving to china. < is an underage driver on the Transpacific Highway. V is in the passenger seat.

I Voted socalMAN123, Youth and agility have NOTHING in the fine game of TPR Survivor.

A little birdie told them to Who is this "little birdie" and how do I get a hold of it?

^Has got it all wrong V Will probably mention my avatar or username.

984 feet sure is short. I hope they do something well with that limited track length.

Darn, If I was just there a day earlier, I could've seen you! Oh, and I bought that Pimp Hat!

The problem with this is that some idiot will probably see this and try to copy what he's done, probably with disasturous results.

Oh, sorry. I'mm used to MM/DD/YYYY, not DD/MM/YYY

AQUATRAX! to be built in his glory and...