Yankee cannonball

those commercials for jim sokolov(sp?) "I sprained my ankle, and my doctors tried to ignore me. Jim sokolov made them pay." the laughing started at "sprained my ankle" and stopped at "made them pay." another mighty fine example "my doctor said it was heartburn. it was a heart attack." DOCTORS RULE! "Jim sokolov made them regret their mistakes" I'm not even joking it went something like that.

me at a park: "I can't wait to ride the new hyper coaster!" :restraints go down: "GET ME THE HELL OFF!!!!!"

yes are crab apples really made from crabs?

what does MCBR stand for?

I think it was okay. I try for the more realistic stuff, and edit my coasters out the wazoo to keep supports out of the way. but on the upside...Damn you have a thing for crazy inversions! I can't do that because any adjustment of height on an unfinished coaster screws it up for me. but if you use your talent making those ridiculous turns for making a twisted layout you're gonna have something really good.

okay, so yesterday (or the day before ) I posted redwood, a woodie steelie that has had good feedback. for some reason, I wasn't feeling focused enough to make another good coaster, so I put my bizzare sense of humor to the test. behold, trashcanhawk! it was a 5 minute job just like my homework . just in case you don't get this, it is a parody on cedar fair coasters. allow me to demonstrate: -cedar fair coasters are trimmed like hell. I need to emphasise that. LIKE HELL, DAMMIT!!!!! -the coaster bears the -hawk suffix,like four other cedar fair coaster, and trashcan=cedar fair theming -the coaster has a generic and/or moronic layout. -the station and car is ridiculously short, to run up the line. -and here's one for me. red intamin. don't we have enough red intamin? why, everytime I see red intamin icked: anyway, I'll go get tested for a concussion, and you enjoy! TrashcanHawk.nltrack my severely twisted brainchild.

Well, my download is being an ass, so I can't get many very long coasters (if I adjust height on a unfinished coaster, next pieces will randomly go to different heights.) but my second one will probably happen in a flash of sudden genious . anyway, I am 12, and a newbie (not n00b), so I might take time to get the hang of it. BUT, expect one of about this quality fairly soon.

oh my freaking god, that was awesome! a few tweaks and you could send that right to intamin EDIT: hundredth post!

LOL "fly at the speed of a flight deck!" and since when do people even use the word flight deck?

this is my first "finished" coaster, an old school woodie/steelie. I will be tweaking this slightly, but nothing worth an update. anyway, enjoy, and help me make the supports look like redwood, dammit! Redwood.nltrack

^^^^tell.now.

you don't. Farmer had a dog and WHAT WAS HIS NAME-O?????????????

Yay for the abismo-thingy!!!

How do I post a no limits coaster here?

^ wishes a woman had made this post < Is way too tired V Is a wafflecake.

I have nothing against someone who smokes on occasion, but you see people who are like "my teeth are yellow and brown, I have smelly hair and terrible hygiene, and my addiction will slowly kill me. jolly, jolly, jolly!"

well, I can't make the jump to hard (damn you orange button) but I got a 456 note streak on Rock you like a hurricane on medium. I have the kingda ka streak! Heres a guitar hero's dream. even though he's using the PC system guitar zero. after seeing this, I stood there in shock, and after five minutes, said something along the lines of "for the love of god."

RnRC at WDW. I like acronyms way too much

"It's Officer Nasty"

It's just not worth it. Splork?

same amount as my cool points Why is my new nerf gun hella accurate?

I got a new nerf gun for 10$ It's accurate as hell, but slow reload, so I snipe ass

Oh, about 35876349573245765999574983487776485344497854689958368968347634875643498645634870456897556 and a half Why do Intamins malfunction mercilessly?

okay, so I will name a song, and the person below me rates it and names a new song. if you don't know the song use youtube dammit. Red Hot Chili Peppers-Otherside

sexy intamin. can I get fries with that shake?