EVIL POMEGRANATES ARE HUNTING ME DOWN!!!!!!!!
'kay, so I exaggerated a little bit, but anyway, in the past month, I swear to god Pomegranates have ruined my life. okay, so my mom bought pomegranates (which are addictive as heroin) and me and my bro eat them a lot. pretty much, the seeds fell from one I was opening and splooged all over my homework! then, the next day, my best friend ate a pomegranate because I have Way too many, accidentally swallowed the little pit, and choked, spitting red juicy death all over the furniture. WTF? anyway, last but not least, my mom tried making pomegranate juice, the skin on the little seeds went in, and now everyone in my family will be picking fruit flesh from our gums for the next month. I dont even know how the f*@# this happened!