Yankee cannonball

yesterday a kid pretty much puked his guts out because there was like, cow blood in the milk or something. it resulted in most of the witnesses hacking there stomachs up, so as a result my math class was almost empty, so I was stuck alone with my bitch teacher.

LOL "How many do you count this as?"

uh... forget I ever wrote this post

I join the squier strat brigade. along with the sort of play guitar but suck to much to call it a talent brigade.

'kay, time for the official "things i've found in my school cafeteria food this year" segment! -exactly 7 hairs (not all at once ) -a bone in chicken patty (that I don't even think is real meat!) -one of those peel-off rings that is under the cap on a milk bottle. -a BBQ chicken sandwich accidently covered in KETCHUP! -a fork in the ground beef in my taco (not sure how I missed it) -what appeared to be a dragonfly wing -a carrot my school is so effed up.

^^I agree 100%. I told my friend the other day thar I wish the wooden caoster at our closest park didn't suck donkey ball. he said "of course it sucks, it's a wooden coaster! anything made in in the 1800s would be old and rickety!" the GP view on wooden coasters needs to change.

in that case, I love the iTouch

Okay, I might be mistaken, but isn't internet on the iTouch completely idiotic? I mean, I tried to get on TPR on my friends iTouch, I could not freaking read anything. is there like a magnifier for internet on iTouch?

^uh...I'm guessing no.

BEST. SONG EVER. at 2:31 he definetely said F*ck around. here are the lyrics (from an actual lyrics site): oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus … Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro

went to Mcdonalds and ordered a plain cheeseburger. I get the burger and it's still wrapped, but looks huge. I say "Is this, like, a big mac or something?" I open it, and find my sandwich has a layer of chopped onion almost an inch thick

^holy poops! anyway, you might have noticed I frequent this thread. I got a dentention today because I took the main staircase to the 2nd floor! when I asked why I got a detention (they had never really established any rule about using certain stairs), the teacher said "because we don't want visitors to come in and see little kids running around playing on the stairs." okay, let's review this. visitors. what visitors? IT'S A FRIGGIN SCHOOL! now, little kids? lady, I'm like two feet taller than you. running around? yeah, with my 30 pound stack of binders. playing? I have :checks watch: FIFTEEN DAMN SECONDS until you earn me another detention!!!

make a salsa consisting only of jalepenos an habaneros then send me a sample.

and I always thought I was the spicy food king. :finds cinnamon: I promise when I actually do this I will post the bizarre sounds I make.

imagine if joey fell out.

LOL, due to my pick it and stick it pattern with video games, my top ten would probably involve my bottom three and I think I'm missing something, because I don't see shadow of the colossus on any of these lists! :GASPSHOCKHORROR:

Did I say 1000+ stories? I meant feet still, 1000 rooms? why bother?

LOL they probably just realized how stupid making a 1000+ story hotel in a country that lets in less than 1000 people every year is

if these changes smooth out the ride, I am willing to bet X2 will quickly become a favorite coaster to anyone who rides it.

Hurt me LOL!

^woah I have been playing GH3 so long i suddenly suck at guitar!

This has all the makings of a good intamin hyper. headchoppers, airtime, an ugly overbanked, and a HELIX (I love my helix )

According to my source. I must agree that the placement is what makes it look so bad. In Vegas, it would look kickass, but it just looks so stupid next to ten-or-twenty-story office blocks.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll save myself some time and show you this This is the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea. It's 105 stories tall, making it the world's 22nd tallest skyscraper. This piece of crap is so ugly that North Korea airbrushes it out in brochures. North Korea recently spent more than 2% of their gross domestic product on it, and it still isn't done!

RHCP! They are my band's main influence.