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gerd.muller

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  1. ^ Survived a brain-explosion! < Survived his math-teacher! v Survived the launch of sugar-free Red Bull!
  2. Because yellow soles were no longer available! Why is the yolk yellow?
  3. No(ne) of both! Do you have breakfast before you leave the house in the morning?
  4. Because your avatar is running from left to right! Why are my kids allway awake one hour before the alarm-clock rings?
  5. ^ Is easy to satisfy when he´s made drooling from Xcelerator! < Is drooling from sitting in his car and starting the engine! v Is drooling from watching Roller-coaster-pictures!
  6. Thing 1 and Thing 2 ! Is Nemo´s colour orange with white stripes or white with orange stripes?
  7. ^ Sure knows about the fascination of Sharm-el-sheik! < Is fascinated about many places in the whole world! v Want´s to walk on the moon!
  8. ^ Female pirate! < Male chef! v Chief of the pirates!
  9. A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.. The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment — chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?” The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner’s jaw is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you top that?” The tough old golfer replies, “No problem, just get that lion out of there
  10. Yupp, in a Club for my Wedding-party. Do you write postcards when you´re on vacation-trips?
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