BarryH

Great PTR! Since you did a good job, I'm am giving you Falafel's Kwanzaa gift. You can put it under your Kwanzaa tree.

^^Actually, that was pretty good! I think I need to work on the lyrics to make it more singable.

^Take two Katamari Damacy and call me in the morning.

I thought about doing a song called "This is Theme Park Review," to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama." Here's the chorus: This is Theme Park Review The hymen flapping belongs to Lou This is Theme Park Review The man who hates everyone is called the Jew!

Official annoucement: Falafel is off my Kwanzaa gift list.

^Hmmm...just wait a few days and check out the video forum. You might find your wish come true!

I loved Parque Espana! The Alice in Wonderland walk-through was a bit odd. I don't know about you, but I don't think Lewis Carroll wrote in wands and ghosts into the Alice story.

Hopefully, his last name is not "Dumass," pronounced "DOO-MAUS."

^Well, he is a dumbass if he left the "b" out of "dumbass."

I didn't hear the cool music when I rode because Richard was screaming about getting wet.

I wonder if SFNO will show up on "K-Ville" anytime soon.

BTW, just why is Earth's moon just called "The Moon?" I mean, other planets have cool names for their moons. Why can't ours have a cool one? We can name it Fred or MoonTums.

^It'll probably be a hot seller!

^Don't forget... "Eeeejeeeka, Eeeeejeeka, Eeeeeejeeeeka, chun, chun, chun-chun..."

Great photos! It's good to see old skool film camera shots. Why did the guy draw a picture to Steven Spielberg?

I ate at Cafe Orleans and it had really good ratatoullie. For breakfast, the character breakfast at the PCH Grill is pretty good. They have eggs and bacon, but also salmon and other Hawaiian food.

^I'm glad people have more time than me to record the song! I'm anxious to hear the results. Remember, the first one to record the song gets a free DVD... ...of me dancing in a Speedo. No really, I'll give a free DVD of those who are courageous enough to record and sing the song.

^One word: adoption

I could have told you the Spider-Man ride in English line by line! You know, I think I shall name my firstborn "Sheezamageeza." "Sheezamageeza Hom" has a nice ring to it.

^I assume KidTums is coming along on the East Coast tour then?

^The Starliner was a relocated woodie.

Here's a video idea... "The Credit Whores" can be a superhero group. They have their own HQ (The Hall of Vekoma Skaters?). They get their missions from Jeff Johnson. He appears on a big screen over a blinky light panel. Mr. Johnson is a skeleton with a wig. The Credit Whores are sent out to their missions, like to borrow a kid for Taxi Jam without the parents calling the police, rescuing the queen of the credit whores Elissa Alvey, trying to visit all the Jeepers in Maryland in less than 2 hours, etc.

I'll take over the free DVD offer. I'll send you one of my coaster DVDs for free to the first person who posts a recording of them singing the song.

^It's as final as it will get.

I get it. Now let's use it... "Sheezamageeza, I won the lottery!" "Sheezamageeza, I stubbed my toe!" "I got a speeding ticket! Sheezamageeza!" "Sheezamageeza!" "Bless you!"