Twister II

Well you have a McDonalds right off that highway! Im really mad, because from living in Arizona have Jack In the Box, Whataburger, and In-And-Out to having only Wendy's and McDonalds in Colorado.

Your opinions arn't useless, its that your argument is that people hate SGE and shouldn't. But givin the fact that you have never ridden it, well, there just seems to be no sence in this argument.

Aww...I wanted to go on FreeFall, I loved Deamon Drop.

An onride video isnt the same as being there. Watching a POV of Space Mountain is NEVER the same as riding it. Im just saying, your argument is useless until you experience it 1st hand.

Well you have never ridden the ride, until you have ridden, then MAYBE you could put up a better argument.

Dont jump to conclusions here. Ive never got the chance to ride AE, just it seems like AE (from what ive heard) is much better than Stich.

T-Mobil Sidekick 2! Its big but I love it!

Being on Stich myself, I did not like the ride. It was way to short, and really had no point. I do remember that there were no children screaming except for jumpy teenage girls. When I found out that AE was being taken out I was pissed. That was actually the second real reason I wanted to go to Magic Kingdom, next to Space Mountain. Over all, not impressed, I much rather ride AE, its just an adult ride. Finally something for adults and not kids.

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I can't belive people actually watch this. I usualy watch it with sound off...

What about Särkänniemi Amusement Park?

SuperCrack got his from ComedyCentral.com! If you drink, don't park, that could cause accidents.

When people try to pass me I dont let them. They usually say something along the lines of "Hey, my groups up there." I just respond then tell them to come back here. Ive seen so many people lie about that, so now Im a tight ass!

^ I agree Its just a matter of safty, get over it.

Sorry for double post, but I just remembed this one. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

How dose Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a cataloge. ....think.... ok, now laugh.. Sorry, it took me a few seconds to get this one.

Do you really work for the special olympics?

Space Mountain Space Mountain: A thrilling rocket ride through the darkness of outer space! Futuristic and forward thinking, you have just enough 2001-esk elements without escaping Walt Disney's utopian vision for a brighter tomorrow. You represent speed, stealthness, and the promise of technology, while your Dick Dale surf guitar riff of a soundtrack makes you retro and mysterious, without being corny. Keep the lights low and avoid revealing too much, lest you ruin the show, you're only going 28 mph! Regardless of speed, you prove that in the vacuum in space, you CAN hear people scream! put the bold parts together, dirty dirty.

What are some of the funniest jokes you have heard? Post them here! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im sorry if I affened anyone.

Whoh, when was The Chiller yellow?

Elissa if you ever need another RatTums I have an impersonator ready for you.

Post more photos when he has to go in and get it re-inked!

Nope, all ready taken by Six Flags Elitch Gardens! Coming 2006!

Hmm maybe, maybe ACE will give me free meals! LOL LOL, nope sorry. But I could go get a old peice of Mr. Twister. I know where it is

This is a real original poster that I got from a family friend. Its from Elitch Gardens (not Six Flags Elitch Gardens, just Elitch Gardens). Ive traced the Gala opening back to the 1890's so this poster is just about 115years old! Notice on the bottom it says Denver Dry Goods, that place closed in the late 1950's. This sign was actually painted by hand, instead of on a printer like used now. Here is a quote from another historical sight: I dont know what this mean