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What the hell is this?

Are you smoking crack or what?

Seriously, why?

You know you love it.

it beats the hell out of poop.

but poop is good too

 

This thred is already in the toilet.

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I take big dumps

on top of mountains

uhh we love tatsu!!

 

-4

-5

-5

 

Where did you learn your Haiku?

 

Five syllables here,

seven syllables here please,

five more to finish.

 

Try again. It's fun.

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Tatsu streams online.

But I have sad dial-up.

Stuck on face of Robb.

 

Oh the pain, the pain . . .

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It will end in time,

limericks are going to be next

you can hate me then

 

Uh oh.... 8 in the second

 

Lime-ricks-are-going-to-be-next. That's 7. When did you learn to count?

 

Here's another.

 

Roar of the Dragon,

in time it will be open,

trim breaks will follow.

 

Afterall, it is Magic Mountain.

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^ Lime-ricks-are-GO-ING-to-be-next...in MY first grade class (back when they still taught "normal" math and proper English grammar), "going" would've been TWO syllables...but having lived in SoCal, I know the quality of the education there, so I know it's not your fault.

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WISHED TO RIDE TATSU

RODE "x" FIRST GOT BAD HEADACHE

REST OF DAY WAS RUINED

 

TEETLE HEHE (LAUGHING LIKE A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL)

 

Good one, but since I'm being nitpicky, isn't "ruined" two syllables for a total of 6 in the last?

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It will end in time,

limericks are going to be next

you can hate me then

 

There once was a coaster on mountain

Its dummies, water-fiiled became fountain

Poor 'Lissa got splashed

Which gave her a rash

As it tested round and about'n

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^^ Yeah, true, but my father's the only person I know that pronounces it that way, so I'm going on the assumption that not many people do.

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There once was a coaster on mountain

Its dummies, water-fiiled became fountain

Poor 'Lissa got splashed

Which gave her a rash

As it tested round and about'n

 

...and so it begins...

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Yes! And in the South Man is a two syllable word. Woman is three.

 

Here in So Cal we pronounce it going not go-ing. Like gong with an "oy". It's because of the heavy Jewish infleuence that we have these cross cultural multi-syllabic or mono-syllabic differences to our speech.

 

Don't hate the player,

the game is what it is bro,

jus keepin' it real

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