Kids Say the Darnedest things

[CycloneMan]

This happened a few years ago.

 

It was at Thanksgiving dinner and my cousin was 7, and she kept reading this bottle and saying, "Cock....Tail...What's a cock? It can't have a tail. I can ahve a cock but not a tail." Everyone was horrfied or trying not to laugh, btu her grandparents from Italy were saying, "Hey what's the problem? She's just saying cocktail!". Her father started to choke on his food from laughing so hard, and she asked, "Dad, are you choking on a Cock? Or Tail? Is it a cock? Dad's choking on a cock!" Finally her mom said, "Julie please stop" She had no idea what was wrong

[RCT3Freak]

ROTFL... But, I can't tink of anything...

[DenDen]

My nephew has Tourettes, the stories I could tell on this thread! LOL

[zaneymon]

^ well post one then

[RCT3Freak]

Okay... Got one! While I was in line for the Sand Storm at BGT, this kid and his parents were talking and the kid was so obnoxious! So he said to me, "Yesterday for dinner, I had naked pasta. You know the pasta without any toppings. So I guess that will be 'Past Gone Wild' or 'Playboy Pasta!' " I cracked up. Then later in the line, he said he went to a building in Tampa where gay people were trying to make sure the county will let people marry gaily, and he came up with a sign named "Save The Gay!" You've got to have a sense of humor to laugh at that one... Good times, good times.

[CoasterCrazy88]

Yesterday, me, my mom, and my 4 year old brother Giovanni were in our local dollar store.

 

The lady at the checkout asked Giovanni if he had a sister. He replied by saying, "No, I don't have a sister. I don't even have a girlfriend!"

 

Antonio"I hope everyone enjoyed that"G.

[RCT3Freak]

Lol! I didn't know if Gaily was a word or not...