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This is the entire text of one I got yesterday:

 

To claim your free Wall-Mart $500 gift card please reply to this

e-mail with your social security number for tax purposes and the

mailing address of where we should send the card to. This is a free gift to

you from Wall-Mart don't pass it up.

 

[Yeah, right. -JU]

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This is what it really meant:

 

To claim your free Wal-Mart $500 gift card please reply to this

e-mail with your social security number for tax purposes and the

mailing address of where we should send the card to so we can laugh at your stupid arse for giving us all your personal info and do all sorts of things. Happy Spam! This is a free gift to

you from Wal-Mart don't pass it up. (If you do, then we'll be screwed because you're too smart to fall for such a thing.)

 

 

 

We've gotten things like this from Home Depot a while back and it looked semi-legit but we didn't fall for it as it wasn't a home depot site the thing was coming from.

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I have recieved hilarious PM SPAM:

 

PM Subject: hello child

User: (withheld for privacy purposes)

Mesage:

Do you enjoy TPR forums more than Thrillnetwork forums?

 

He sounded like a pedophile (hey, the guys profile said he is a 75 year old wizard that lives 2 minutes away from IOA!).

 

So for my witty response that involves pedo-bashing!

 

Subject: Yes, I wanna meet up with you...

Message:

I want to meet up with you. How about at WDW in May? I'm prepared for molestation!

 

OMG, YOU ARE SICK!!!!! Have you not learned, pedophiles are the scum of the Earth!!!!!

 

Still has yet to reply... guess I pwned him there...

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i got opnne from a german email delivery company, that said something like:" the email about what you emailed about to whoever you emailed it to was not deliverable in kazahkstan" i was extremely confused. (no wonder it was in my junk emai!!!)

 

i had some from the nigerean lottery as well.

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I used to always get a spam email titled "Need any golf balls?"

 

I don't play golf, I'm not into sports, so I have no idea how I got put on a bulk golf ball companies email list!

 

I don't know, I just always found those emails kind of amusing!

 

--Robb

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For some reason, during a period of three weeks, I kept getting these offers for "high-quality, frictionless glass dildos" at my work e-mail--try explaining that to your supervisor.

 

Hmm--come to think of it, I received those offers shortly after joining TPR. You aren't offering these in your online store, are you Robb? If not, there may be an untapped market for customized, TPR "relationship aids."

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