DILinator Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 To make it worse, they decided to restrict it to only children under 54 inches, unless you are accompanying a child, resulting in hundreds of devastated coaster enthusiasts who can no longer credit-whore it! Due to working nights, I have to stay up over 24 hours straight at least once a week.
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 To make it worse, you will never be able to sleep, so you're up 24/7/365! Intamin and B&M had bankruptcy!
DILinator Posted May 18, 2016 Posted May 18, 2016 To make it worse, Vekoma was the only coaster manufacturer that didn't go bankrupt! Cedar Point finally acknowledged that Magnum has been sinking slightly every year since the early 90's...
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 18, 2016 Posted May 18, 2016 To make it worse, MF too and went under 300ft, so it isn't anymore a giga coaster. The lunch in the cafeteria is overpriced!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 21, 2016 Author Posted May 21, 2016 To make it worse, the theme park food is cheaper! VR is taking over the world!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 To make it worse, every roller coaster will eventually have VR! My Pokemon fainted, and I lost money!
DarienLaker Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 To make it worse someone steals your Pokemon game and destroys it! I suck at Punch-Out on the NES!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, you suck at every game on the NES! Cedar Point's been bought by Vekoma!
ImOnABoat Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make It worse, Vekoma closes all coasters and replaces them with 2nd hand SLC's and Boomerangs. The boat left and never returned.
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, that's the boat to Magic Kingdom! Kennywood is closing Phantom's Revenge!
DarienLaker Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, Kennywood replaces it with Pandemonium from Six Flags Fiesta Texas! Six Flags Fiesta Texas is removing Pandemonium!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, they add a copy of Dueling Dragons/Dragon Challenge, except it's made by Vekoma and is an SLC! Kings Dominion closed Volcano: The Blast Coaster!
DarienLaker Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, King Dominion gets Six Flags Fiesta Texas' Pandemonium coaster to put in the volcano! Cedar Point closed Millennium Force!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, a clone of The Boss replaces it! Universal Studios Hollywood was destroyed in a fire!
DarienLaker Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, nothing remains of the park! Cedar Point got flooded!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, it is now the same as SFNO! Mickey got drunk and killed 5 MK guests!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 22, 2016 Author Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, all Disney parks are shut down forever as a result! SFOG took SFSTL's hyper
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, they actually took The Boss! All theme parks have to be moved to Dubai!
DarienLaker Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, All theme parks get replaced with Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart files for bankruptcy!
ThrillDude200 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 To make it worse, Vekoma buys all of their stores and includes an SLC on their roofs! Efteling is closing!
K1ngdaKa88 Posted May 24, 2016 Posted May 24, 2016 To make it worse, Six Flags buys it and removes all the theming and all Darkrides! Vekoma has an own theme park.
DarienLaker Posted May 24, 2016 Posted May 24, 2016 To make it worse, all of the rides are all used SLCs that are very rough! B&M owns a theme park!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 24, 2016 Author Posted May 24, 2016 To make it worse, it's nothing but stand up coasters Vekoma buys RMC
ThrillDude200 Posted May 24, 2016 Posted May 24, 2016 To make it worse, an Iron Horse SLC, a Topper Track SLC, and an I-Box SLC are now being made! Vekoma bought Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace U.S.A!
DILinator Posted May 27, 2016 Posted May 27, 2016 To make it worse, they removed any of Strong Bad's tradmark snark from the park, and it felt super generic. Hillary Clinton's first act as President, is to ban rollercoasters, and have them all dismantled.
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