Game: Careful What You Wish For

[Voyager6442]

Your wish is granted, but the G forces were so strong, the Troika fell apart, landed in Lake Erie, and was devoured by seagulls.

 

I wish there was a mine train that went into a real underground mine.

[JordyC]

Granted, but the 'White Women' will follow you for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had my own roller coaster factory.

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but it's built on a swamp and the 555 foot inverted wooden aquatrax you just spent a year building sinks into quicksand before your very eyes.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

N/A

 

I wish for Knoebels got a Double Shot

[DarienLaker]

Granted but Knoebles sells their Double Shot to Darien Lake where rusts in pieces!

 

I wish that dairy free ice cream/frozen treat (besides Popsicles) can be easy to find?

[Voyager6442]

Granted. Just go to your local Six Flags park, where the line is 2 hours long and the price is 27.00 (plus tax).

 

I wish my car made the B & M roar when it goes down a hill.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it also makes a B&M roar when you turn it on

 

I wish RCTW will come with B&M roars

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but it also comes with all the music Six Flags plays over the loudspeakers and all the comments the GP makes (in real time).

 

I wish all the Cedar Fair dinosaurs would come to life and roam the midways!

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but coaster enthusiasts visiting CP will complain about the dinosaurs not being scary enough

 

I wish Dorney RMC'd their kiddie coaster

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but it's so scary no kids ride it, and CF decides never to buy anything from RMC again.

 

I wish the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms lived at the bottom of Lake Erie.

[Awesomefaceninja7]

Granted but it dies from eating too much.

 

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted by others.

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but later you wish you hadn't wished what you did.

 

I wish Six Flags would build a park in the Crab Nebula.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But being Six Flags, it would open about 148 years late, and by then you'd be dead so you would never get to experience the park.

 

I wish I could go bowling.

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but the ball return thingy fires the ball at 60 MPH and breaks all the windows (at your expense).

 

I wish when the football game you're watching has a commercial, that the game you switch over to wouldn't have a commercial too.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But by doing so results in there never being another Football game on TV. Ever.

 

I wish I could go to the top of the Freedom Tower.

 

[JordyC]

Granted, but you have to stay there forever.

 

I wish I had a unicorn.

[Awesomefaceninja7]

Granted, but it uses its horn to stab you and kill you against the wall.

 

I wish I had a time machine that can go back and forward in time, had no recharge time and it never broke.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but your time machine can only go back and for by 1,000 years.

 

I wish I could eat a filet right now.

[Voyager6442]

Granted , but you just finished eating 2 of them.

 

I wish there were no commercials.

[GCI Wooden]

Granted, there is no programs.

 

I wish that there was more good mountain dulcimer music.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But it will be the only music ever played. Anywhere. And it will always be played so loud no one could ever talk over it.

 

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

[JordyC]

Granted, but that will be the only day you have no school.

 

I wish I had an extra arm.

[Voyager6442]

Granted, but everyone else gets 2 of them.

 

I wish the mountain on Volcano would turn into a real volcano.

[Awesomefaceninja7]

Granted but the volcano turns into a Super Volcano and erupts.

 

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But you also can never feel anything else.

 

I wish I could go to SFMM.