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Getting hit in the face by a rabid raccoon at night

 

What's worse than finding out that Capcom discontinued the Mega Man game series?

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^ Finding human poop "skidmarks" on a coaster seat.

 

What is worse than riding a rollercoaster next to, or in front of, "the narrator."

 

For example;

"OH MY, WE'RE GOING UP! WE'RE GOING UP! WE'RE AT THE TOP! OH LAWDY! WE'RE GOING DOWN! HERE IS THE LOOP! WE'RE UPSIDE DOWN!.."

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When everyone hates you cause you're "the narrator."

 

What's worse then getting a broken face/neck from a rough ride's OTSR?

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An inferno Ignighting intamin headquarters, destroying all blueprints of El Toro and other rides. Ensuring that no pre-fab woodies could be created for the next 5+ years. (I know they probably have backups, but still.)

 

What's worse than your favorite in park food stand having a long line, with only 1 register open?

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Going to Six Flags and paying 20 dollars for that meal.

 

What's worse than riding a roller coaster with Tom Brady?

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Being stuck on a three hour flight with the biggest, happiest, and loudest family in the world that feel it necessary to break into song every time the plane hits turbulence. Oh, and they have peanut fights too.

 

What's worse than Togo replacing every single coaster in your home park?

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Getting pulled over by the cops, and they find a dead body under the passenger seat.

 

What's worse than living in an apartment where all your neighbors are loud and obnoxious 24/7?

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Living in a hostel, where your neighbors are extremely loud and obnoxious nudists!

 

What is worse than losing your key to your locker?

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Inserting your key into the fluffy fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo, only for the key snap, leaving half of it inside.

 

What's worse than a gang shooting up your house when they meant to shoot up the house next to yours?

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If you yourself are also a member of a rival gang... A bloody gang-war begins.

 

What's worse than wet socks?

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