King of The Flumers Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 As "KING OF THE FLUMERS" i am the uks no1 waterslider, and i want to solve the question of am i unique, or are there other dedicated watersliders out there like myself ?
spaceace12 Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 What makes someone the king of flumers? I am far from it, but I am just wondering.
paintballer Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 Are you one of those guys who flips and flys off the speed chutes? Heh, have fun breaking you neck
Homer Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 I ride water slides if that is what you mean? I'll just leave this here;
ginzo Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 Oh dear: Hello all in theme park review land! I am the legendary "KING OF THE FLUMERS" and as you have gathered WATERSLIDES ! are my thing and i am the uks no1 waterslider. My "HOME GROUND" is "AQUASPLASH" LEISUREWORLD HEMEL HEMPSTEAD where i am the "HONORARY RESIDENT FLUMER" and have been so since it opened over 10 years ago! AQUASPLASH, is a fairly modest indoor waterpark of only 6 units which are; "LAZY RIVER/DRAG RACE" "MULTISLIDE" "FALLING RAPIDS" "TYRE RIDE"( currently out of commission awaiting works) "superflume" and"SPACE BOWL"(one of the original "STUART LEISURE" models, as the space bowl is a BRITISH INVENTION!) my performances on spacebowl are unique and legendary in their own right as i have an extrordinary technique that no one else has the ability to master which consists of sliding around the bowl SIDEWAYS! besides performances at aquasplash i also perform on waterslides all over the uk and next week i will be at BUTLINS MINEHEAD! and on the return i will be visiting various places along the way including the historic "DOMEBUSTERS" waterslides at THE OASIS SWINDON (which is the uks oldest working waterslides built way back in 1985 and are still going strong! Besides actual performances on waterslides i am also the uks leading waterslide historian and have a unique knowlege of waterslide history and know many of the famous flumemakers and their works. are there any other dedicated waterslide enthuiasts in theme park review land? as i believe i am unique as i have yet to find someone else who can equal my unique achievements in the waterslide world! as i have yet to find another waterslide king! Regards.
Groteslurf Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 After a stessful day at work, this thread really made me smile. Thanks Mr King of the flumers
bigstevet07 Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 Everyone knows there is only one true king of the flumers... [/img] He conquered every waterslide in San Dimas
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