robbalvey Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Saw this today from someone at work and I kept thinking? Why can't parks just come out and say stuff like "Come to Six Flags and see TWO TRAINS on every coaster!"......and then add the little footnote below at the end....
CoasterFanatic Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Come to Six Flags where ther are no lines* Visit our beautifully themed gardens** Purchase your Season Pass for only $47.95*** * when purchasing our $40 add-on thingy ** Did we say gardens, we meant gum tree *** Read: We need money .... now!
JamesMC Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Nothing like hunting for an obscure thread way down at the bottom but: My first thought is what if you don't like chocolate cake? And even if you did, how big is the slice? I mean, is this a worthwhile proposition or what . . .I don't want to get involoved with a fly-by-night chocolate cake company. Where's the statistics and relevent data? Now I'm confused.
WillMontu Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Nothing against BPB, but the marketing for a used SLC was a little overboard. Brand new* at Blackpool Pleasure Beach! It's INFUSION, the greatest roller coaster in the world**. The ride is like no other*** * Not exactly the same ride you rode last year at Southport ** Enjoy the ride. We'll be over on Grand National *** The first SLC built completely over water.
steel Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 That reminds me of that WaMu add. "Hey. Woah, are you naked? Okay, whatever floats your boat, but you don't need clothes to start up with WaMu."
ebl Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Enjoy a slice of our delicious Chocolate Mile High Cake* *Cake isn't really a mile high
Rocket Rodder Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 *** The first SLC built completely over water. Hoo, that scares me. I've seen crappy adverts like that! Enter to win a FREE* vacation for two! We'll FLY you there!!!! hotel, transportation and meals separate. All we do is FLY you there!
dandaman Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Six Flags: 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!* *Much in the way McDonald's serves 100% beef patties
slither37 Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 One time the book store was having a GIANT BOOK SALE. I went inside and all the books were normal size!?!??!?!?!
JamesMC Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Which is just as bad as a buy one shoe, get the other shoe free sale. Oh no, it wasnt' me that got duped but I had this friend . . .
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