Why you ask, well let me tell you.
Slightly long so apologise in advance.
I boarded what I think is my favourite wet ride I have been on so far in my humble life, only to be greeted with a foul-mouthed irish mother with her two kids (girl about 5yrs, boy 8yrs approx) telling them to sit the **** down you mother******* little ********. I really kid you not - had my camera been waterproof I would have taped it to get her sent to social services. The ride continued with every splash making this woman scream (and I mean, scream!) jump up and shout "I'm fookin wet, I can't believe it". She obviously didn't look when she got on it that it was a wet ride.
Now the worst part, as soon as any wave hit, or the boat rocked the little girl started to cry and was visibly really frightened. Mother's response, "stop being such a little B**** and shut the f*** up"
To say my blood ran cold was an understatement.
(and I work in social care and have sat on adoption and fostering panels a few times so consider myself a bit toughened round the edges after some of the stuff I have seen)
And then the ride breaks down.... Oh, dear god, why oh why oh why.
We then spend 15 looooooooooooong minutes on this damn raft, with FMM (Foul Mouthed Mother) swearing her way round every complaint she could think of.
We were also stuck just before a bridge and people were queueing to see what the fuss was about just from her voice.
I felt so sorry for this little girl and just wondered what the hell I could do to help, but reminded myself that this was her mother, so who was I to judge her life?
When the rather happy looking attendant came to walk us off the ride, I almost dry humped his leg with appreciation.
Sorry for the long post, but this nearly spoilt my favourite ride...