Teddymonster

^I dig em! I didn't even know they were on here till this morning (for apparent reasons), but I think they could definitely work.

Poor Elissa! At least your sealants are still in tact!

^^Oh Ernie...if only I hadn't seen that exact same photo album before. Tsk Tsk.

I think the black and red will go well with Buddy's hair color.

Yeah, I saw Yoko, but I guess the only Yoko Ono I have love for is the one they did on South Park where she conducts the Million Children with Recorders concert after the boys slip the "brown noise" into the sheet music.

I'm still sad Elissa hasn't said anything about the latter half of my report.

Yeah, as people before me stated...if the breeder is reputable and has done it before, I am assuming it is a safe thing to do. I would just spend some time with him/her alone so he/she can get used to you after all the excitement, then introduce the puppy to Mrs. Fishy and Gavin.

25?? Dude, you arent old. When you are 40 and over, then you can worry but you can still find your love at any age. Heck, Im 22, been dating the same wonderful girl for almost 5 years and probably looking to get married at around 24 and I was starting think I was too old (of course, shes 3 years younger too). But really, thats only because Im thinking of how old I want to be when I have kids and I dont want to be some old fart trying to play football with my kids and passing out after 2 plays. Yeah, I know what you mean, but still, its tough to see most of my friends from high school married with some of them having kids. Imagine that same sensation when you know that you can do neither of those things you mention.

Hehe...yes I would happen to be Greek. Cypriot rather, but as you noted, most Americans don't know what the hell that is, so I try to keep it elementary. Thats awesome! I dunno if you know Greece good but my family is from Thessaloniki and Kozani AKA the mountains haha! Yeah i end up just telling all my friends that they are my cousins rather than explaining with the whole godbrother and godsister thing over and over lol! Yeah I call them the same thing to my friends, etc... and yes, I know Thessaloniki. 8)

Mike, you tease! 8)

Dude, Nook closed for me too! But I'm only geting Nook n' Go... I want freakin' Nookington's. Ugh, no you DON'T! I went to Shampoodle in Erik's town last night and she totally RUINED my hair. It's this totally ugly bowl-cut orange doo...when can I go back and spend another 3,000 bells to fix it, dammit?

Man this thread has become a total buzzkill.

Yeah, I noticed the same thing. Paul is the only one you can even remotely distinguish. I didn't really look closely, as there is so much that caught my attention. I can hardly pay attention typing on here, imagine me in a wax museum!

I highly doubt that is, but that is just a safe guess.

^Yeah, I second that in many ways...

Okay, since you didn't really explain the scale, I'm going to assume that 1 is least dysfunctional and 10 is the most. I would have to give my family a mediocre 5. I mean, my mother is great, a single mom, makes good money, and somewhat mentally sound, but my father I have not seen for over 3 years and is somewhere on the ghetto island of Cyprus my parents are from. Let's just say that my dad is a convicted felon with a huge "mouth" who doesn't take his medicine because he thinks that some miracle is going to happen and he will be all better. But I guess every family has its black sheep. (Me?)

Hehe...yes I would happen to be Greek. Cypriot rather, but as you noted, most Americans don't know what the hell that is, so I try to keep it elementary.

Ugh, those lying bastards. Thanks for telling me, so I don't mislead any more people.

No sweetheart, RUPAUL. Where in all that mess did you miss the name? Hehe!

Wait, there's more! Look at the title, silly buns... This phase of Madonna is the one I'm done with. Oh yeah, I was just testing those tassels on the end of her boobings for quality. I guess Jabba is such a fat bastard that he is can feel no remorse. Santa was delicious, indeed. Amidst the screams and cherry flavored carnage, Santa begs for mercy from Jabba the Hutt. So, this Santa Jelly Pop looks delicious and is totally unaware of its impending demise. Wow, thanks for recapping that random-ass trip with me. Now stay tuned for more randomness. Case in point? Look how skank New York City is. I know it's a sin to talk about one's second home that way, but come on! A we got ready to head back to Queens, this cartoon was in the station dancing around. This is me after an hour of lazer tag! Scurry, ain't it? I totally whooped this girl's ass, but she was too proud to admit it. She got all sassy and was like "Whateva! I played this game twice, that don't mean nothin'!" Lazer Tag!!! We had to wait for an hour to get in...damn NYers. Thank God for DDR or else I would have died. Yeah, so here's Time Square and what not. And now for some spontaneous... Who IS that hippo in the back stuffin his face? WHO? Okay, so I'm the cow on the very left, to my immediate right is Greg, whom you saw earlier, and that is my godsister, Helen and her boyfriend, Ares. Holy crap! I'm eating nuggets too! Man, I probably gained like a thousand more pounds on this trip (yeah Dane Cook, a THOUSAND). Yeah, that burger took me a while. I talk a lot apparently. If you stare at the image long enough, you can see me getting fatter. Mmmmm, this was the best McD's food EVER!!! Look at all the decorations they got up on the third floor! I know the pic is crappy, but I just wanted to show you what a McD's that takes your order while you wait in line looks like. Jealous? I know you are. Okay, so we got hungry and my godsister's boyfriend recommend McD's since we forked out mucho dinero for the museum. Check this place out! Here are Rupaul's man hands on the wall before we leave the musuem. I really felt butch and manly when hers were bigger than mine. Ugh, leave me alone Rupal! The Rock was a lot "smaller" than I thought he would be. Totally flat in fact. Julia rules! I mean look at that beautiful set of...teeth. Didn't you all know that I was the REAL replacement for Ginger? I mean come on, look how well I can blend in! Feel free to create your own caption here.

Okay, just testing this out to see if the order was alright...moving on! Wow, look...it's Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. Could this be the primary reason we came? After we reach our destination after a short elevator ride, low and behold...RUPAL!!! OMG!!! Hokay, so after almost 30 bucks for admission, we ascend the staircase which in itself was brutifulls. Enjoy! Speaking of skanks...I told this POS how I really feel about her. She just returned the gesture by letting one rip, because she is nasty like that. Of course, George Clooney thinks he is hot stuff and tried to propose, but errbody knows he skank, so I said he needs to go home. Of course as I made my way around the floor, I just had to get another picture of the diva in the center fountain! I'm lovin' that dress. This is my good friend Whoopi...we go way back. Way back! Hehe...how many homos can you find in this picture. Look really carefully! Mr. Jimi Hendrix, ladies and gentlemen. Look ma, two manic-depressives within several inches of eachother. This lady here is the most fabulous, diva-licious ladies in the whole world and I love her! OMG!!! It's Bahbra! Not THAT Bahbra, I'm not a stereotype, dammit! But yeah, Barbara Walters is my homedawg. This one I took specifically for Waterviper...Mike, look. I'm mooning the Beatles. Actually, they were so damn low to the ground I had to squat. Hey gurl!!! I forgot who the hell you are, but I'll sing witch'ya! Look at the little submissive queen in the corner grovelling at the feet of the Ms. Judy Garland. Friend of Dorothy, you ask? I'll let you figure that one out, geniuses. My godbrother, Greg, and I escort THE Ms. Ella Fitzgerald to the winter ball. This is my ex-girlfriend, Murrilyn Monroe. People always say she was a "big girl," but since these are built to scale, I wouldn't say that at ALL! She's so brootifuls! Check out the foxy and scantily-clad lady in the corner! This crappy and fake-looking Robin Williams begged me to dance with him, so I followed through. Ten seconds later... Yeah, so Lance Armstrong thinks he is sh*t as cycling...until today, that is! Ms. Maya Angelou...I love you and ALL of your Hallmark cards . Salvador Dali is my favorite painter of all time and I was totally psyched the had him here. I was also shocked that they allowed him to show off his cock. Werd, Ghandi!!! This man right here is a saint, no doubt in my mind. Dr. MLK...no introduction necessary. (I hope) Rosa Parks!!! Hey gurl!!! She is by far one of my favorite Americans of ALL time. Well, I was more excited to see her than she was to see me. Too bad she was molded to look to bitchy... Ummm, yeah, I took this picture to get an idea for the type of material I want to use when I try out for Project Runway. Even as a big ol' queen, I can appreciate a fake yum-yum. Wow, like, who is THAT? I've never seen her before... Yeah, it's too bad Sharon wasn't here, because I would probably try to steal that woman from Ozzy. I love her! I love him too, but I can't stand their kids...BLEH! Here is the notorious lady of the night, Ms. Bette Midler. She isn't as fabulous and PFLAG as she used to be Madonna but I still love her!

Okay, this is my first TR so bear with me...LOL Look at all the peoples runnin' around! Hurray, we finally made it to Times Square! The fat and blue one is yours truly... Inside of the subway, you can just barely get a taste of the high class upholstery they got going on for their seats! See? I don't lie! Okay, so we're at the subway on Parson's Blvd. in Queens and we're trying to make our way through the mess of streets we call N.Y.

Hehe, not necessarily...but I will take your word for it.

How about a male rack? Man boobs that is!!! Hey Teddy you want a preview? You know where to find me hehehehhe!! Preview requested, thank you much!

^^Dude, you officially rule...you totally made my day! Thanks for taking the time to do that. Also, this going to Erik as much as anyone else, if you come back to town and all of your trees are chopped down, all you have to do is turn off the console without saving and you will have all of your trees back when you restart. You just have to deal with Resetti, is all. BTW, isn't it ironic that the New Year's celebration in ACDS was more visually appealing than World of Warcraft? I mean come on!