Guy T. Koepp

Those were Bubba's. He carries around Star Wars action figures like I carry around Kim Possible. She was very sad that she couldn't make the trip. Anyway... 4 hours north and a internet void night away was waiting Six Flags New England. Before I get into any pics. I must comment that this park realy is one of the nicest in the chain. It's so clean and well themed. It realy is one of the prettiest 6F parks that I have ever been to. I also wanted to give a couple of big ups to two employees there. Darlene Reese. I believe she's head of opperations. We only spoke for a couple of minutes, however I have not met a friendlier person. She greeted me with a warm smile and a firm handshake. You have a beautiful park Darlene. I would also like to give a big thank you to Chris Baily. I believe he is a ride opp supervisor. Dude! You rock the dispatch mic! It's employees like you that make the park going experience a pleasure. Thank you for making my stay that much better. Now... on to the pics. No wait! Not a test! Not a test! 6FNE pt Deux tomorrow! Assume the position. I repeat! this is only a test. We interupt this PTR for Vekoma! VEKOMA! VEKOMA! VEKOMA! This is only a test! If you were to actually experience a real Vekoma, you would be instructed what to do. Turns out this ride... AWESOME! It's a fun family coaster that is fun for the whole family. Cause the family that has fun together rides fun family rides together and that way they have fun as a family together. When their together as a family having f Mr. 6! Turns out he's a whore too. Yeah, Craigers and I tag teamed those credits. Bla Dow! THIS RIDE IS FUN! Weeeeeeee! Spin and puke. Spin and puke! Oh no. There would be no puking for me, as I had a date with... And now... something I WAS SOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO! The Sky Swatter... Er... Catapult! Tres' bitchones! Yay! I'm not alone in my sluttyness. Next up. Shameless kiddie credit. It's the Britanny Spears in me dying to get out and be a whore. No longer a girl, but not yet a woman. Just a teenage gutter slut! I settled for a ride on her Twisted train. Giggity! Must... reach... Poison Ivey's... credits. Taunting me! Ahhhhhh! If anyone hasn't told you by now, this ride is awesome! I don't have a picture of myself as I was in the bathroom whiping up the blood that was oozing out of my pours from the stinging rain. I needed something to ease the pain... This is the look of pain as your face seems to burn off your skull. Nice first picture of James though. Wouldn't you agree? I had my coffee and my cape. Was I ready to handle the ride of Steel? Uh... How about you guys go first. Did I mention it was pouring down rain? Oh. then why not a nice leisurely stinging rain ride on Superman! Who is that hooded man? And why does he bring rain where ever he goes? Just kidding! It's Craig (Token Yankee Guy) here to guide me through the vast emptieness of space. James (CanobieFan) is actually with him. He's a little camera shy. Yay! Six Flags New England in the rain. Would they close the park down. Not if I have anything to do with it.

^ LMMFAO! 6FNE will be up later tonight.

Boulder Dash! And what a frikin' awesome ride it was too! Easily in my top 3 wood! I rode it 3 times. Just awesome! From start to finish. Awesome!

^Yes. Nitro definitely makes my top twenty if not my top 10 steel. I had a great time with you guys that day! Great Adventure is a super fun park. I am looking forward to getting back so I can get my Kingda Ka, and El Toro on. Thanks for all your graciousness as a host and showing me around the place. Take care, we'll see ya soon.

Cool! You will have fun! The park has a bevvy of great coasters. I will be back to get those last 5 credits. Oh! Many thanks to Bubba Z, Tom, and Dave for showing me a real great time. I had a blast! I look forward to riding with you all again in the future.

This is a truly tragic accident. My thoughts and prayers go out to all the family and friends.

Part Deux Yeah! At least one of them was mocking me! I'll get you next time Kingda Ka, El Toro, and... racing white coaster... whatever your name is, and your little dog too! As I left the park satisfied that I had done all I could do. I couldn't help the weird feeling that a ride or more were mocking me. I shook my fist at them and was revealed the truth. Oops! Missed one. My whoring... err... chariot awaits! I will get this credit then make my way up to New England! We then made our way back to Nitro. Brought to you by Dave of the Meteornotes persuation. Not of the Dubai persuation. Since I had now accomplished all the available credits. I turned to the Dark Ride. Houdini's Great Escape. This ride was pretty cool. I'd never been on anything like it before. So it was a first for me. Hey Darth Vader, how did you like your ride on Superman? "Superman, I am your father." And you all thought I was a little off 'cause I'm dating Kim Possible. Hey Chewi, How did you like Superman? "Rowr! Rowrr! Rowrrr! Rowww!" Cool Clark Kent DJ melting wax on the 1's & 2's. Yeah, I got those credits too. Lois Lane fly by. Yeah I got those boob credits! On to Superman Ultimate Flight. Or as we on the West side like to call it. Tatsu Jr. Hey! Hidden Mickey at 6FGAdv. Vertical loop for Derek. Or... As Tomboy is so quick to correct my stupidity. The Great American Scream Machine! Or Scream, the Great American Machine. Whatever! Yay! Viper! Turtle for Robb. He seems to be listening for something? What could it be? Now that's a Big P***y! Aw c'mon! I was talking about the Cat! You all with your dirty minds.

Thank you. that is very kind of you to say. I consider myself a very fortunate person as far as my family is conserned. Alana, Jarett & January are all truely awesome, and I love them with every breath. Please realize that this was one of those once in a while cushy jobs that you get because the client specifically requested you. I did the grammys for the client... A HUGE JOB, which turned out awesome. He wanted someone he trusted to make sure this one went smoothly as well. I'm told it was a disaster last year. Anyway, I digress. More pictures! Yay! Stardate 5/18/2006 Time 6:30 am Day 5. I started my day with the ususal Dunkin Doughnuts run before picking up my rental car and heading South. 1 and a quarter hours later I found my heart racing as I saw the Ginormus skyline rising before me. Woo Hoo! I was gonna get a credit overload today! Mabey not such a good idea. We three large men grounded the boat and caused a log jam. We had to get rammed in order to get us moving again. Oh, we got soaked as well. After Medusa it got hot! Were talking log flume hot! There were little birdies calling out to their momma for worms in tha que. Don't worry, I'm sure momma will be back to feed you. And apparently one hell of an entrepreneur. I didn't realize she owned a mining company. See, you learn something every day. Now was time for my first ever Medusa experience. Could I handle the chick with snake for hair, that could turn you to stone with but a gaze? I needed a quick fix to get me over the pain of El Toro. Yay! the Mine train! Woo Hoo! Their was this cool snake in the water though. Yeah, it was closed. I cried! No credit for me! Moving on we rode some coaster that seemed to have like 50 cars in it. It had so many cars that the front of the train had entered the loading station just as the end of the train was leaving. It was fun. The picture didn't turn out. So in leiu of tha What should be there to embrace us as we faced our fears in Skull Mountain? DAVE! Yay Dave! Dave was kind enough to join us for the remainder of the day. See! Scary! FRICKIN' SKULL MOUNTAIN! DUDE! Next was Skull Mountain! SKULL MOUNTAIN! IT'S GOT SKULLS! IT'S A MOUNTAIN! It's two fears in one. Oops! Looks as if Batman was the one who was dispatched today. No credit for me! We then made or way quickly to the working Batman, and over to Nitro. Sorry, the pictures didn't come out. And where would Bubba Z and Tomboy take me first? To their crimefighting cohorts Batman & Robin curently trying to dispatch Mr. Freeze. Just kidding. That's Bubba Z and Tom Boy. Their kinda like the Batman and Boy Wonder of New Jersey. They would be my escorts for the duration of my stay here at Six Flaggs Great Adventure. As evidenced by this photo. The plaza and entryway was very clean and pretty. But I was not here for pretty! They have a beautiful 3 tiered cake out in front of the park for their 45th anniversary. The beautiful skyline of the park becconed me like the sirens of the sea becconed the sailors to their deaths. Except that their was no death involved here today. Before I got there I had to make a prerequisite E-Stop. That's an Elissa friendly stop for those in tha know. So now stopping at a McDonalds is officially called an E-stop. Just like an oval overbanked turn is now called an egg turn.

Yes they do. It looks like I might be getting out to Florida as well here in the near future. It just depends on where the work is.

Yes, Spamalot was awesome! I tried posting my Day 5, but for some reason I guess I tried to put in too many pictures and It booted me. I will start over again tomorrow. Sorry. I was finaly going to get to ride on something. Anyway, Great Adventure tomorrow & New England on Wednesday. Sorry for the delay.

Congrats Man! I know how it is having little ones. Both of my kids are very timid about first rides on anything. However, they usually end up loving them after they get off. He's real cute! Seems like a real trooper. Jarett announced today that the next time we go to Magic Mountain he was guaranteing that he would ride Ninja. Of course, without skipping a beat January said she would do the same. Who said theres no such thing as sibling rivalry.

^Don't get your undies in a bunch precious. The GAdv photos should be up tonight. Or will they? I started posting the day after I finished my hella long working stint. It's also a holliday weekend. My Moms in town. I have kids that I like to spend time with. I have a wife that is in a constant state of needing serviced. Then of course we have Kim, who can't keep her hands off me. Between all of those things, and trying to work out once a day. It's a shock that I have gotten as much as I have done. Anyway. Here is Day 4. It is short, because after I finished the job in 2 hours I had to sit and wait to strike it all 12 hours later. Yeah! There it is. That tiny grey spot in the middle of the yard. Yeah, there are 7 more of those around. Somewhere. Anyway. It took me and my guys all of an hour to tear everything down. Job done! I'm going to bed and dreaming of 6FGAdv and the g Here's a cool picture of the party in full swing. Can you see one of my plasma stations in the backgorund? After dispatching the giant gorilla with stealth like capabilities. That only I posess. It was time to sit and eat. FOR THE NEXT 12 HOURS! Like for instance a giant leaf gorilla could attack! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A giant leaf gorilla! I'm underpaid! I'm underpaid! See very technical stuff! My job is done here. Remember, this is very dangerous. Any number of things could go wrong. Me and two assistants built 8 of these plasma stations and then I made the magic happen. I powered it on. Cause no one... I repeat NO ONE should power anything on unless they have a profesional like myself to be there to make sure it is done correctly.

Tomorrow you'll actually get to see what they paid me 5 days of (Hard) work to do.

Wow James! Sad , pathetic, and cats. Your like... a tripple threat. Guy "I took care of Alana's cats." Koepp

I smell the new tag line! THEME PARKS, ROLLER COASTERS & BOOBIES! Yay!

Awesome! Is that all we had to do to get rid of you! I guess you're not used to this much fun on RCPro! --Robb Guy "The Emoticons say it all!" Koepp

New York Day 3! As I didn't have a specific time to be at work today I slept in. I was tired from all the Strippers and Porn the night before. But that's an entirely different trip report. Anyway, It still smells like Ass. Better get to work. As I was frequently told, "If you don't like the weather right now. Wait a minute. It'll get worse." How true. I walked the 4 blocks to my home enveloped in the smell of moldy wet ass. Goodnite. These are SIGNATURE TIMES SQUARE shots. No one in the history of man, beast, or God, has ever taken pictures like these. Ever! It was night when the show let out. Sooooooo... Times Square at night. It was now time for the highlight of my day! Spamalot! Nothing says comedy like a troup of misguided knights searching for the Holy Grail. This show is Hi-larious. If you get the chance, you realy should see it. I loved it! Oooooooo! What do my wandering eyes spy? Another beacon of worldwide unity. A place where man can get together to celebrate the other universal symbol of friendship. BOOBS! Ha! Tourists! This is also the place where George Bush Jr. comes to spit on the rest of the world. Kick everyone when their down, and systematicaly shred the bonds of worldwide unity. This is the Rotunda Bld. This is where the magic happens. Peace is made here. Worldwide friendships are born and nurished here. This place is the gateway to the realization of a one world. A world united in peace and love. Hey! The U.N. Building. This is where representitives from all over the world come to discuss affairs of the world. Carnegie Hall! I'm told some dude named Carnegie played so well on stage one night that they named the place after him. Some dude on the street told me that if I played well, I would have a building named after me too someday. I now have something to l Me riding up the elevator to the wharehouse. I talked to some friends and prepped my package for a couple of hours. They paid me! Why does the sentence before last sound so wrong? Oh well... time to sight see, or get lost. Their still pumping Ass from the underground. In retrospect that last sentence sounds so wrong. Oh well. Off to work. Oh, in case you were wondering. This is an artistic view of my hotel. I'd show you a picture of what ny view was, but since my room was about 50ft back along the right side it only allowed me the priveledge of staring point blank into a concrete buildin Did I mention how my morning ritual began here in NY! Dunkin Doughnuts! Yay! Hey, I can see the whole Chrysler Building this morning. Happy Day!

The only thing normal about this website is it's ability to not be normal.

I'll post day 3 & 4 tomorrow. That's the real exciteing stuff of me actually working. Then it's off to 6FGAdv, 6FNE, and Lake Compounce! Woo Hoo!

^Yeah... I was there Sunday! CLOSED! Guy "Go ahead, laugh at my misery." Koepp

C'mon people! Get a clue! Can't you see what he's doing. It's as plain as the nose on your face. Guy "Radioactive Waste! What a lark!" Koepp

Are you ready for day 2 The inside of my eyelids. Goodnite. Oh! I figured out why New York smells like Ass. They pipe it in from underground. At least the weather cleared up. I can see the whole Chrysler Bld. I'm going back to my hotel room and going to sleep. 4 & a half hours later I make it back to Grand Central Station. I'm just happy to be alive! Oh good! At least there's a grave yard. So when I get mugged, they'll have a place to bury me. Hell No! I'm now on the Blue line heading to BFE! (For those of you that don't know where BFE is... It's Butt F***ing Egypt!) I am so freaking lost. Hell No! It took me approximately two hours to get 15 blocks! Do you think that stopped me from trying again? Hey, I made it to times square. Do you think I know how I made it to times square? Yeah, so this site survey took me like... all of 5 minutes. (Yeah, they paid me.) Time to sight see! Or... get lost. You decide. Venkman - Hey! Nobody steps on a church in my town! Stantz - Ready! 1,2,3... Roast em! See! Its spook central! This is where Zul attacks the Ghostbusters up on the top. I see that they are finaly getting around to fixing the roof after the (almost) end of the world as we know it. Ohhhh! Cause this is the place where Rick Moranis's character got attacked by the Devil Dog in GhostBusters. Tres' Cool! Flash forward two hours later. I finaly made it to the location. Why does this place look familiar to me? I am. Oh, by the way. That is Dunkin Doughnuts Coffee I am drinking. Mmmmmmmm! Tasty! Coffee covers the smell of Ass. I'm still lost. The subway. Oh, I figured out the smell... ASS! It's ASS! New York smells like Ass! Are you lost yet? Inside Grand Central Station. As you can see it's all Grand and Centraly. No smell. I strolled the two blocks to Grand Central Station to catch a train to my job site. And what in the name of all that's holy is that smell? I could tell how my day was going to be by how much of the Chrysler Building I could see. What is that smell?

So - you giving up Kim Possible? Not giving up. I change back and forth between Kim and Alana. To realy mix it up I do a threesome. Change is good!

That's the Robb we all know and love.

I am posting the TR in spurts. I am old. I can only sit at my computer for a short while. (Kids will do that to you.) Day 2 will be a little later today. Followed by Day 3 tonight. Etc... Etc... And so on and so on. It was very sad not getting to ride the Cylone. I will try to get there next time. I am hoping to work in the NY area a lot more. Several of my clients have been requesting me to travel with them so it seems I will.