Guy T. Koepp

As always Jahan, awesome TR. I just did a single day at Dland a couple of weeks ago. It was nice to make your own pace and agenda. Total agreement on the Matterhorn rehab comment. Take a couple of years and realy re-furb it! Anyway, looks like you had a great time. I always look forward to your reports. As Tony the Tiger would say, "Their Great!" Keep it up.

^Kids got a point.

WTF is Jow playing with? And more importantly, why is he aiming it at Elissa?

Oh my God! This trip report is the best! It is so much fun to go to bed with an ear to ear grin on my face! I seriously think a TPR cruise is definitely in order. I even think I could sucker Alana into going on one of those. Keep on keepin' on!

^You got to hit rock bottom before you can start the upward climb. I'm just helping you hit rock bottom. Settle down turbo! You make yourself too easy of a target. You know I love you Ryan. Not in the NMBLA sort of way. More of a father/son sort of love. It's tough love, but it's love nontheless.

IMHO I'm a little up in the air about this news. I like the ride, and I think it would hurt Knott's to lose a water ride. But those velcro straps make you smell like moldy ass. It could use a serious make over. However, I think it will just get torn out so that Knott's can expand into that parking lot area behind it and the backstage area. Knott's is definitely heading the way of MM.

Best update so far! I have never laughed harder in my life. My God there's a lot of penis in Mexico. Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Anniversary! I think lomi lomi is Mexican for happy ending!

^ Joey's got a fangirl. Strike now while the irons hot Joey!

Fantasy Island? Didn't universal do that show?

Nice pictures. Taking a coaster apart is like constructing it. Only backward. Guy "Stating the obvious." Koepp

This ride is looking better and better everyday. I heard that they were going to be having some sort of small man made lake, or body of water that it was going to be over. Anyone know more on that?

This evening and the rest of the weekend will be pretty busy. Today should be fairly mild.

You learn something every day.

^ I'm not laughing at him... ...Oh wait! Yes I am! Just kidding Joe! You're awesome in your own sexually frustrated way!

Jahan. Please don't stop doing any of your TR's because of all this "Fanatic" discussion. I personaly love them and get ultra informed by them. As you are a GP, former employee, and theme park enthusiast, your reports are honest, insightful, unbiasd, and most importantly entertaining. You have an awesome knack for pointing out all aspects you see of the park without being judgemental. You just report what you see at the park. Good, bad, otherwise. It doesn't matter. Keep up the good work. Let's face facts people. Jahan's camera doesn't lie. (Unless he's a photoshop jedi.) In which case... ...F*** you Jahan, you piece of photoshopping S***! I can't believe you've been duping us all into believing your fair and balanced TR's. Who do you think you are, FOX news? I hate you Jahan! I hate you so very much! I hope your nappy hair is cursed with a years worth of 100% humidity. You gave me faith in the youth of our nation, then spit in my face. I'd expect as much from Ryan. But not you. Noooooo! Not you! You were like the son I'd never had. If I didn't have that other one. Thanks Jahan! Thanks for destroying my pristine, crystal clear, vision of you leading our great country into the next century. You can now twist the knife you have placed squarely between my shoulderblades. Thanks Jahan. Thanks for nothing! Guy "I weep for our youth." Koepp Dude! You know your awesome! Never stop!

Why does Joe's hair look wet in most of his pictures? Did he just get out of the shower? Or is it that humid there?

Wow! Elissa in a dress and knocked up! The only thing that could make her hotter would be to batter dip and deep fry her. Joe, you crack me up! "He's so retarded!" Awesome! Joey. You scream like a girl! Great zipline POV Robb! Awesome TR so far. You guys are having a great time. We're having a great time reading and seeing it.

Actually, the park has been very clean recently. It looks like it is getting some of the TLC it so desperately needs. I was there Saturday and found the entire park open except for X. Tatsu was running 3 trains with decent dispatch times and there were at least 2 trains running on all the other coasters except Deja-Vu & Ninja. We had a great time and were able to ride everything we wanted without any major waits. I think we only used our fast passes on Riddlers, and they escorted us in the door right onto the train. Front row! I know MM has it's problems, and for some reason seems to be the bastard red headed stepchild to Shapiro. However, I can't seem to help think that there is hope for this oft neglected park. I still love it and have a great time with my kids there. Call me weird, but I have yet to have a real "bad" experience there. And I'm there at least twice a month these days. Call me lucky. Oh, Great update Jahan. I love your MM updates. It was such a pleasure seeing a shed being built for Tatsu.

MUST GET JOE and JOEY LAID! C'mon you two! There is nothing to do on a cruise but eat, drink, and F***! Can't you slip some unsuspecting 21 yr old a rufie or something. You could play the concerned gentleman that helps her through her ordeal. Then when your helping her breath between bouts of puking, you make your move. BAM! Your in! Easy as pie! It looks like you all are having a great time. Except for the not getting laid part. Have fun on the zip lines! Looking forward to all the great sea stories.

^Between yours and my video camera collections. We could stage a whole series of "Cherry popin' coaster geeks." Collection. Dude! We could make soooooooo much money with this series! CPCG 1 Jahan explodes... ...twice! CPCG 2 Ryan's 10 seconds to glory. CPCG 3 Joey's Joygasm! etc. etc. etc.

^You forgot about the pointy speed hills around the back side of the hotel. You know the ones, they have that awesome kidney busting ejector air.

Count me in! Are we gonna get a place to crash? Jacuzzi suite at MGM? Will strippers be part of the fun? Hooter's Hotel. I can take up to three other people in my car. We can stop at stateline and ride Antonio Banderas. Are we gonna whore ourselves out and get the few kiddie credits that are about town? So many questions, too few answers. I'm in?

Their all so good. Which one to choose? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Uhhh! OK. Got three.

^I got your back, wigga!

How did I miss this thred? Spookbaby, get Jahan now while you can still train him how to please a woman. You don't want some behemoth ruining him for the rest of the female species. PAID FOR BY FRIENDS WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE JAHAN WRECKED SEXUALLY!