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^That's because nobody cares what the rabbit thinks.

Both Trailblazer and Canyon Blaster @ the Great Escape were perfectly smooth to me. Of course, they were both way too slow and boring to even be rough at all. The rest of the Arrow Mine trains, while they aren't smooth, I still enjoy them, and I still ride Goldrusher frequently, so yeah. They're definitely still fun.

Yes Do crazy carnival flat rides make you sick to your stomach?

^Welcome to the Trigger Happy Club. Anyways, I have finally lost my Ice Cream Cake Virginity.

^Here's an update on the TPR Songlist. Volume 11 1. Opening - When we hit Japan - The Presidents of the United States of America 2. Small Parks - Dream Away - George Harrison 3. Central Park - Hell Yes - Beck 4. Nagoya Zoo - Allison - Pixies 5. Mitsui Greenland - Hum Hallelujah - Fall Out Boy 6. Uminonakamichi Seaside Park - No music 7. Space World - Space Invaders - Hit'N'Hide 8. Parque Espana - Gloria - Erasure 9. Yokohama Cosmoworld - Brain Power - Freezepop 10. Sea Paradise - Chick Habit - April March 11. Tokyo Disney Resort - Best of Both Worlds - Hannah Montana 12. Nagashima Spaland - Red Dragon Tattoo - Fountains of Wayde 13. Lagunasia - 1 2 3 4 007 - DDR 14. Kurashiki Tivoli Park - Katamari Damacy Soundtrack 15. Universal Studios Japan - Fame - Irene Cara 16. LaQua - Jimmy - MIA 17. Toshimaen - I want you so hard - Eagles of Death Metal 18. Youmiriland - Best Friend - Weezer 19. Fuji Q - This Disaster -Newfound Glory 20. Closing - Some Japanese Song Volume 12 1. Opening - Kung Fu Beat - Chipz 2. Happy Valley Beijing - AWESOME - Reel Big Fish 3. Beijing Amusement Park - Numbers - The Addicts 4. Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park - You Wreck Me - Tom Petty 5. Sun Park - ??? 6. Nanhu Park - Primetime Sexcrime - The Earphones 7. Chimelong Paradise - Bam Bam Bam - Bambee 8. Amazing World - Teenage Riot - The Ataris 9. Mysterious Island - Fibber Island - They Might Be Giants 10. Pearl Land - Winniebago Warrior - The Dead Kennedys 11. Happy Valley Shenzhen - Don't Go - Yazoo 12. Hong Kong Disneyland - Time to Start - Blue Man Group 13. Tobu Zoo - Up and Down - Yo Gabba Gabba 14. Nasu Highlands - Pop Music - M 15. Hanayashiki - Follow the Sun - DDR 16. Muscle Park - Everybody loves a Muscle Boy - Jinx Titanic 17. Lotte World - Ramalama Daisy - Cartoons 18. Tongdo Fantasia - Yummy, Yummy, Yummy - Ohio Express 19. Kumdori Land - Fun Zone - Weird Al 20. Kyungju World - Jump Around - House of Pain 21. Woobang Towerland - Stand by your man - Tammy Wynette 22. Credit Whore Day - Daddy Cool - Boney M 23. Everland - Check Out This Ride - Aquabats 24. Closing - Jumping all over the world - Scooter Volume 13 1. Opening - We're all on Drugs - Weezer 2. Darien Lake - All The Time - Green Day 3. Martin's Fantasy Island - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode 4. Seabreeze - Nervous in the Alley - Smashmouth 5. Marineland - Do It Slone - Sugarcult 6. Canada's Wonderland - Canadian Idiot - Weird Al 7. Waldameer - Crocodile Rock - Elton John 8. Lakemont Park - Contagious - Avril Lavine 9. Idlewild - Won't somebody come and play - The Little Ones 10. Sesame Place - The Notion - FM Static 11. Tyler hates Mayo - No Music 12. Coney Island - New York City - They Might Me Giants 13. Six Flags New England - A Party Song (The Walk of Shame) - All Time Low 14. Quassy - Steamroller - The Addicts 15. Rye Playland - Playtime - Lazy Town 16. Lake Compounce - Greatest Day - Bowling for Soup 17. Six Flags Great Adventure - Rain - Yo Gabba Gabba 18. Six Flags America - I Fought the Law - The Dead Kennedys 19. Busch Gardens Europe - Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake 20. Kings Dominion - I wanna be Wild - Bambee 21. Dorney Park - You're gonna say Yeah - Hush Puppies 22. Morey's Piers - Hot 'N' Cold - Katy Perry 23. Hersheypark - You can't always get what you want - Yo Gabba Gabba 24. Knoebels - Love Today - Mika 25. Closing - All my Friends are different - Yo Gabba Gabba

Neither. My glass is completely full. Are you going to empty out my glass?

^That is indeed my picture.

Here's my current desktop.

Red Tape - Agent Provocateur

Awesome. Glad to hear of stuff like this going on.

For me, nothing has as much airtime as Coaster @ PNE Playland. Honorable mentions go to Jackrabbit, Phantoms Revenge, Comet @ Great Escape, Magnum XL 200, and Phoinex.

I feel like having a bowl of Meatloaf Crunch.

Which teleported the Acers to Canada, where they found Nicholas Cage surrounded by canadians. He then...

1. X2 2. Tatsu 3. Riddlers Revenge 4. Batman the Ride 5. DejaVu 6. Terminator 7. Goliath 8. Scream 9. Viper 10. Superman the Escape 11. Colossus 12. Ninja 13. Revolution 14. Goldrusher 15. Canyon Blaster

Personally, I don't think Colossus is that bad. I have not experienced any roughness on it. And while it's no Phoinex, I have gotten some airtime, and some positive Gs on Colossus.

Viper @ SFMM yesterday.

My family humiliated me in front of a big crowd tonight. I just want to get in my car and drive until I can go no further.

For me... 1. Dueling Dragons Fire 2. Montu 3. Dueling Dragons Ice 4. Raptor 5. Batman the ride clones 6. Top Gun 7. Silver Bullet 8. Talon 9. Great Bear

^Congratulations. For your courage, you have won a lifetime supply of bubble wrap.

For me, my home park is SFMM. And yes, it has lost its luster to a certain extent. A visit to SFMM is not nearly as fun as my visit to most parks outside Southern California as you get an excited feeling to just be in a new place that I never get with SFMM. For me, SFMM is kind of like a second home to me. It may be the same old thing, but it's kind of like a tradition to me. Plus, I never feel compelled to go and do everything like I do at other parks, so it's definitely more relaxing to spend a day @ SFMM than at other parks.

Yes Have you ever had a cell phone ruined from a water ride?

For me, my favorite dark ride would be a toss up between Spiderman @ IOA and Test Track @ Epcot.

All right. Here is Part 3. The final update. After sleeping in and rushing to make the 5 minute bus ride, we made it to the final park of the trip. California's Great America. Now onto the pictures. California's Great America. The final park of the trip. First up was Vortex ERT. While it was running better than on my last visit, Vortex still remains my least favorite B&M Stand Up. "Dude! Shut the f*ck up! This ride is awesome!!" That's enough Vortex for one update. Let's get onto the good B&M in the park. Top Gun. Kicking ass since 1993. And let's not forget about Drop Zone. It didn't seem nearly as awesome as when I first rode it. (I'm spoiled by Kings Island's Drop Zone.) Aww. ERT is over. But that's OK because the park is empty today. So we could get as many rides as we could get on many rides. Like Psycho Mouse. The more I ride Arrow Mice, the more I like them. New Credit for me. It's pretty big for a kiddy coaster. I just wish the cars were bigger as Cody and I spent about 10 minutes trying to fit into the seats. I finally got on a breakdance. It wasn't that good. Delirium was good. But not as good as Tasmanian Devil yesterday. I HATE these ypes of rides. I managed to give myself some room to avoid my nuts from becoming squashed, but then it just began to hurt my stupid chest. This contraption came straight from hell. Speaking of hell. The good news for CA Demon is that they turned off the trims in the tunnel so now it has some speed during the second half. Chicago Demon is still better though. Time for a real crappy ride. While it's not the worst coaster I've been on (That would be Wild Beast), and it's certainly not the worst wooden coaster in the world, this ride definitely sucks. Do you know someone suffering from Insomnia? Take them to California's Great America and have them ride Grizzly. By the time the train gets back to the station, they'll be sleeping like a baby. Grizzly. Destroying the Sleeping Pill Industry since 1986. Let's run over to Invertigo. Ahh Dammit!! The good news is that Invertigo is testing. So at least I know that CGA won't pull a Two-Face. In our lunch area, they had a bunch of great Top Gun (AKA Flight Deck) Shots. So here are a bunch of Top Gun shots. During the trivia, I won and got an Invertigo Wheel. As you can see, it is now a part of my collection of various things. And now begins our awesome backstage tour. (As you could tell, many of the earlier pictures were from backstage tours.) Backstage Vortex. Stop mocking me!! Hey Arnold!! Get out of here!! This is a Cedar Fair Park!! Backstage Tour Awesomeness. The backstage tour took us to a lot of cool places. Here, they showed us Nickelodeon Jail. The place where they lock up all the Nickelodeon Characters who show their faces at Cedar Fair Parks. (Hey Darwin, Cheer up. Soon, Arnold will be here to keep you company.) Why are there fangs on that pig? This Demon train has been very naughty and has been running badly. So we are taking him to rehab where we will fix him up for good. Don't move a muscle. If you don't move, the Psyco Mouse can't see you. Nope. Cedar Fair changed that. Hey Angry Beaver! Don't think that running across the Compressed Air pipe will keep you out of Nickelodeon Jail. And now for the grand finale, Backstage Top Gun Shots. I think I heard from one of the ride operators that if you manage to drink the water in the pond, you'll be teleported onto Maverick. Backstage Top Gun is awesome. After the backstage tour, I took one last ride on Top Gun. And now, it's all unfortunetly over. This was a fantastic weekend. I am really glad I got to see the Bay Area Parks again and am looking foreword to returning to every single one of them.

I'm graduating from Foothill Technology High School on Thursday June 17th. College: Cal State Northridge Major: Cinema and Television Arts Summer Plans: TPR Middle America Trip

They sold them over at some fries place by Medusa that also sells Garlic Fries.