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Oh no!

Ride of Steel

An old, rusted knockoff SLC. What's worse than everything?

The nearest park to me is ~3 to 4 hours away... Grrr.

...if you've only been to Thorpe Park once and you already know more than people who have been there four times...

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Superman.

10/10. RMC'ing The Beast

The Time Machine also has lap bars, adding to the fun. EDIT: Seen a video of "It". The lap bars are just the tiniest restraints... Ever...

Imagine if you lost a coin in that arcade...

of Steel

It's another trap we've fallen into...

For the dark (ride?) attraction thing. I don't care what it is. I'll find it really good, as a virtual reality walkthrough seems really cool. (Imagine if they did VR for everything) I know most people wouldn't agree with me, but it does seem like a good idea!

9/10. Indoor parks.

http://www.thetoptens.com/worst-roller-coasters/ There is some stuff worth mentioning: Number 2: Wicked Twister, Cedar Point "Very stupid! Youm go up a tower down up down up and you're done. Retarded"] He kind of is correct, but kind of incorrect at the same time. Number 3: Medusa, Six Flags Discovery Kingdom "I mean look look at this crap this doesn't look anything like the X2." THE X2? Number 7: Nitro, Six Flags Great Adventure "Get in it, a few seconds get out!" So, you're saying this ride only lasts like 3 seconds? Number 10: Magnum XL 200, Cedar Point "This is not one of the worst. Sure it is rough, but it was the first coaster over 200 feet. This was a groundbreaking rollercoaster at the time! It is only rough because it is old." IT'S ONLY ROUGH BECAUSE IT IS OLD?! Number 11: Corkscrew, Cedar Point "It was very painful so people with spine issues shouldn't go on the corkscrew at cedar point! It was one of the 2 roller coasters at cedar point!" ANY person with spine issues shouldn't go on a coaster. Also, Cedar Point has only TWO roller coasters?! Number 16. Sidewinder, Hersheypark "This will probably be the last Hershey Park rollercoaster I'll ride I've heard so many negative comments about it, including my dad's." Sooo, you won't ride any more coasters at Hershey Park just because of Sidewinder? Number 17. Blue Streak, Cedar Point "It was so uncomfortable, the seats were really tiny. And the coaster was just a bunch of steep hills and nothing else. No loops or corkscrews or anything." "The seats were really small and uncomfortable and all it is is a bunch of big hills." WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? WOODEN COASTERS DO NOT HAVE LOOPS (except RMC). DO YOU REALLY EXPECT A NORMAL WOODEN COASTER TO GO UPSIDE DOWN, ESPECIALLY IF THIS COASTER IS AIMED FOR FAMILIES?! And the list just goes on and on... I even spotted High Roller at Las Vegas, where a person said it only goes round in circles. I guess they wouldn't understand that they can't make a more advanced coaster when 900 feet in the air.

The game is simple. Pick any park and say what you would do if you owned it for five years. Example: Player 1: Thorpe Park 2016: New dark ride opens 2017: Slammer gets a complete restoration, now works almost perfectly 2018: Canopies over coaster queues, stop guests from frying in the sun 2019: Vortex gets a new soundtrack, either Logger's Leap or Rumba Rapids removed 2020: New proper family coaster built in the place of the removed ride Next player: Alton Towers Player 2: 2016: Air improvements, The Smiler re-opens 2017: New flat ride built, custom designed by the park 2018: New family coaster built 2019: Rita's layout changed, now has a faster launch and a longer ride time 2020: Submission comes back Next player: Cedar Point So, do you get the idea? Yes? Let's start with Cedar Point!

3/10. X2.

The new dark ride at Thorpe Park. Let's just name it "Dark Ride 2" for now.