- start running around laughing and screaming and yell out " The monkey king and mushroom queen have gotten married and their plotting to kill me"
warning - you would be wise not to repeat this statement in/at - classrooms, police departments, workplaces, banks, churchs, restraunts, movie theatres, grocery stores, starbucks, and family gatherings. Doing so has been proven to result in beatings, violent outbursts of rage, excommunication, banishment, sufficient lack of caffeine, and or jail.