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Hard to urinate in the flowers from a moving vehicle, Bill!

"Lightning Rod" at Dollywood. I hear it's literally un-ridable.

Couldn't resist... Hmmm. The "Annette Haven Pizza Place" ? Not to be confused with "Johnny Wad's Corn Dog Stand".

Awesome looking stuff so far. The size and scope of the park is mind-blowing!

Thanks Philrad. . . appreciate it!

Maybe they'll have a "70's Porn" dark ride. "Look out for the monster bush!

Nice boots Dolly. Did Ric Flair have a garage sale?

Coming to Dollywood. . . soon!

You say Tagada, I say Togoda. . . Thanks for catching the misspelling Bill; I fixed it.

A naked Tagada might be interesting.

I saw an article on Slate yesterday: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/04/a_few_ideas_for_brazil_s_boring_sounding_sex_themed_amusement_park.html

Got ya. . thanks! But considering how people are trashing the place, they may want to rethink things.

Why are they letting anyone near the place if it's not open yet??

Cool looking 3 level viewing area for the big bon fire. Guess it'll be an up-charge. #ItllNeverOpen

Hope to see some pics in a couple months Bert. Whatever you guys decide to do, hope it's great fun!

Sad situation no matter how it happened. I did a little reading and it seems like this the 4th death on a 'Sizzler' since 1991. No solace for the people involved in this incident, but considering how many of the rides are out there (around 200 according to one article) it seems like a pretty small number. Here's a couple links I found. . http://www.kvia.com/news/safety-consultant-says-sizzler-has-had-several-incidents/39346150 http://archive.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/10/31/sizzler_ride_tied_to_11_death_injury_cases_officials_say/

Dollywood staff practicing for the "Rod" burn down.

It made me wonder if Tyrion and Dany are more closely related than either of them know. And it was a very cool scene Bill.

A little black kid is helping his mother in the kitchen while she does some baking. As kids will do, he messes around and dumps a whole bowl of white flour over his head. He looks up at his mother and says, "Look ma, I'm a white boy now!" His mother is horrified, and smacks him upside the head. "How dare you say something like that!" The kid starts crying and asks what he did wrong. The mother says, "Go tell your father you said, he'll tell you!" So the kid goes into the living room and tells his dad, "Look daddy, I'm a white boy now!" The father throws down his paper, grabs the kid, and spanks the tar out of him. When he finished, he set the kid down and said, "Now do you get it son? Do you understand? What do you have to say for yourself?" The kid stands there crying and after a bit he says, "I understand this; I've been white for only about 5 minutes and I already hate you black bastards!"

"I drink and I know things. . " Tyrion rules.

"I declare, ya'll are so impatient! These rolly coasters are complicated; there's almost as much support on that thang than one of my bras! Ya know, here in the hills when things get tense, we gather on the front porch with friends and kinfolk, sing some songs, snort some Oxycontin, eat some cinnamon bread. . . and next thing ya know a month has gone by and the 'lectric's been shut off but you're that much closer to your dream! Keep dreaming ya'll, and see ya at Dollywood!"

^ Sincere apologies!

And Keith Richards just keeps rolling along. . .