DarienLaker

Veggies and dip Coca Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles?

TNT Bumper Cars or bumper boats?

The Finger Lakes region needs a real theme park, sure there's Roseland Water Park (which was a theme park at one point!) and I think the closest theme park is Seabreeze in Rochester.

McFlurry Loops or Corkscrews?

Having to get fired for having a broken chair What worse being tied to a roller coaster track?

Air Matress Ben & Jerry's or Coldstone Creamery?

Duck Season Pappa John's or Domino's?

Getting cought smoking at a concert What's worse than having to eat live snakes?

Getting a rabid raccoon in your pants What's worse than Chuck E. Cheese's going out of business?

Alien Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?

A noisy heay metal band playing right next door to you while you sleep What's worse than having all remaining Arrow Dynamics coasters being removed?

Hamster Darien Lake with the Ride of Steel closed or Darien Lake with everthing but the Ride of Steel closed?

Maverick Go Big, go Six Flags! or More flags, more fun!

Going to jail and then being executed What worse that finding bird poop splats on a coaster seat?

Droid iPod or CD player?

Getting hit in the face by a rabid raccoon at night What's worse than finding out that Capcom discontinued the Mega Man game series?

Here's a picture of Darien Lake's Viper in black

Speakers Top Gun or Flight Deck?

A stale undercooked burger What's worse than finding a smal hornet's nest in a roller coaster car?

Finding out that next TPR trip is cancelled What's worse than farting on a roller coaster and having everyone on the train be disgusted by the smell?

Falling from 4000 ft without a parachute What's worse than having someone actually eat your shorts?

Spoiled dairy products What worse than Finding out that Six Flags has dumped, Tony Hawk, The Wiggles, Thomas and Friends, The Terminator, Loony Tunes, Scooby-Doo, and DC comic books and giving their parks a "generic" look?

Getting up early to go to the airport, only to find out your flight has been your flight has been canceled! What worse than going to a mall that's run down and nearly all the stores are vacant and have been that way for years and the only store that open is a crappy dollar store?

Having a friend go to a theme park with you and he's driving you there, but he doesn't pick you up ever! What worse than Busch Gardens Tampa getting rid of Scorpion?

That's what they should have done in the first place is not let the guy ride it at all!