DarienLaker

Being in detention until the cows come home! What's worse than a wooden coaster with inversion and splinters?

Activision re-making Roller Coaster Tycoon 1, 2, and 3 What's worse than a roller coaster with 100 inversion and is a TOGO stand up coaster?

Intimidator 305, being sold to a small theme park like Martin's Fantasy Island! What's worse than a Vekoma SLC with 20 inversions and a really cheap generic name?

El Toro getting bombed for a kiddie land area! What's worse than Cedar Point tearing down Top Thrill Dragster and replacing it with Son of Beast from Kings Island?

If the new NU ride is going themed after Ninja Turttles, do you think they'll name it "The Shredder" or "Pizza Cutter"?

Nighthawk (Carowinds)

Buying a brand new $ 1 million dollar sports car that left you bank account empty! What's worse than King's Island selling Son of Beast to Darien Lake and having the said coaster operate at Darien Lake?

I wonder what Nck Uierse is going theme the Gerstlauer Sky Flyer after? Maybe Power Rangers or iCarly

Little Laser (defunct from Dorney Park)

answering a question you don't fully understand, and getting killed for answering it! What worse than Cedar Fair dumping the Peanuts characters for the Muppets?

A day without eating breakfast! What's worse than all of the remaing Arrow Dynamics suspened coasters get replaced with Vekoma SLCs?

Finding out that your best friend is a cannibal! What's worse than a theme park with nothing but pre-fab coasters and kiddie rides?

A ride with unlicensed use of intellectual proprieties! What's worse than having a theme park with thier star attraction being a Go Gator kiddie coaster?

Pop-up ads for X-rated content! What's worse than Six Flags renaming all thier DC Comics rides to more cheap generic names like "Big Suspended Looping Coaster" (Batman: The Ride) and "Big Steel Flyer" (Superman: Ultimate Flight)?

Dragon Mountain (MarineLand)

Having absoultely no sense of humor it all! What's worse than Cedar Point closing down all of thier coaster except for Jr. Gemini, Woodstock Express, Mean Streak, and Disaster Transport?

An old ride getting a new name and getting replaced by a food stand or gift shop shortly after What's worse than Cedar Fiar buying the Busch Gardens parks?

Finding out that the "mystery meat" at the said restaurant is actually a mix of barf, poop, and pureed mushroom! What's worse than Six Flags Magic Mountain renaming Road Runner Express to "Family Sneaker Coaster"?

Rebecca Black, Justin Beiber, and Lady Gaga appearing on Sesame Street What's worse than going to an amusement park where you pay for rides and admission and the all the rides are family rides?

A popular celeberty takes over the world! What's worse than Six Flags buying Cedar Point?

Finding out that you're on somebody's hit list What's worse than Six Flags Disocvery Kingdom getting a DC Comics themed area with a bunch of family flat rides?

Famous!!! would you rather be too tall to ride Jr. Gemini or Maverick?

A sleep-over party with loud music to disturb the entire neighborhood! What's worse than Cedar Point and Dorney Park swapping Top Thrill Dragster and Demon Drop?

You get killed on the same day as loved one's death! What's worse than Darien Lake closing the Ride of Steel and Viper forever?

Contra (they're both pretty hard games) Lunchables or TV Dinners?