DarienLaker

I hope they have TNMT themed pizzeria in the park!

finding out every roller coaster on the planet is SBNO forever! What's worse than being an overzealous fan of the Buffalo Sabres and not being able to watch the game?

Starbucks going out of business! What worse a theme park that had "jumped the shark"?

Having everyone see streak buck naked in pubic and you get ! What's worse than Six Flags' ride rotation program?

A ship running aground in America! What worse than being in with Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?

Pushy New Yorkers What's worse than Cedar Fair getting the rights to use Mouse?

A baby that was born dead! What's worse than Disney making an "R" rated movie?

The new DL logo almost looks like this one below

TPR being bought out by Disney! What's worse than Six Flags putting in X-rated themed atrractions in thier park and restricting to people 18 and up?

Google Denny's or IHOP?

My faves are .Scramblers . Zamperla Disk'Os . Swing Bobs or similar rides . Wave Swingers/Chiar Swings . Guided track car rides (do they count?) . Carousels

living under a dictatorship ruled by Lady Gaga! What's worse than Six Flags only using the names "Goliath", "Pandemonium", "V2: Vertical Velocity", "Apocalypse", "Mind Eraser" and "Boomerang: Coast to Coaster" for coaster names?

The end of the world! What's worse than Six Flags making a rule about every park they own has to have an attraction themed to DC Comics?

SFMM being demolished completely and having a Walmart in its place What worse than Kentucky Kingdom never opening again?

Butt-Head Ren or Stimpy?

Every B&M worker (including the high up people) being replaced by stupid idiots that make crappy coasters! What's worse than SFDK's Pandemonium going to a theme park that is run by monster zombies?

Being struck by lighting! What's worse than Son Beast getting burned to the ground?

Was FreeFall replaced with the Superman ride?

What was that ride that looks like the Superman ride at Magic Mountain?

Contra Scrambler or Troika?

Cedar Point Ghosts or Goblins?

Jelly Sea world or Busch Gardens?

Eating live bees dipped in honey! What's worse than Cedar Point being filled to capacity with crazy tourists?

Rattler (SFFT)

Well I hope Pandemonium finds new life in another park!