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The Predator with TOGO stand up trains! What's worse than getting rabies from raccoon bites?

A park full of kiddie coasters What's worse than the shuttle loop becoming extinct?

Granted, but everyone wold think they're overrated! I wish that I have ridden Nightmare at Phantom Cave before Darien Lake got rid of it!

^The que line TV have been SBNO since at least 2010

Granted, but the next year Carowinds' Custom Premier LSM coaster get crushed by a giant meteorite! I wish that sea monkeys grew into merpeople!

YOLOman: Ride of YOLO since TPindustries doesn't own the rights to use Superman in their parks. The new Six Flags over Texas also had an B&M invert coaster called Donkeyman: The Ride. TPindustries ended up hiring DarienLaker as their CEO and their headquarters were located in...

Granted, but riders end up flying off Goliath! I wish for eternal candy!

Then Cedar Fair would have a park outside of North America! What if Darien Lake had more coasters?

Granted, but it get replaced with a TOGO stand up coaster! I wish that the Jeepers! chain had never closed!

They found that Six Flag over Texas was no more because of warfare destroyed it. Every single coaster that was there was in ruins, New Texas Giant had burn marks and missing track pieces from having bombs being thrown at it, Titian was melted to make a steel rocket that was aimed towards Six Flags Fiesta Texas. The rocket was fired and the first thing at Six Flags Fiesta Texas it hit was...

Cedar Fair taking over Six Flags Magic Mountain and giving the rides names like "Flight Deck","Steel Venom",Iron Dragon", etc.! What's worse than a "no child, no entry" policy?

A hair-a-cane! What's worse than being trapped at a theme park after it's closed for the day?

Busch Gardens Tampa! Flying banana ride or Flying fruit cups ride?

Son of Beast getting rebuilt by Rocky Mountain Coasters with a loop and a zero-G roll! What's worse than kids getting killed on a kiddie coaster?

Master of everything about Six Flags and Darien Lake and the first order of businesses was to renew the licensed properties the Six Flags had dumped such as Tony Hawk, The Wiggles, and Thomas the Tank Engine. This was the start of the new world order of Six Flags and Her0 of Lime was given a lifetime pass to every single Six Flags theme park and ERT on any ride he wanted. The first Six Flags that Her0 of Lime went to was Six Flags Discovery Kingdom and he got ERT on Medusa, Zonga, and...

That they can remake Zonga and bring it back to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. So Zonga came back to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom as a Vekoma loopscrew coated in Kryptonite to kill Superman which was in the spot where Zonga once sat. Everyone hated Zonga more than they hate Kong, but Six Flags Discovery Kingdom had no plans to close Zonga. So they decided to close Kong and move it to the middle east where it stood rusting in piles of coaster tracks and trains. Meanwhile Six Flags Discovery replaced Kong with...

Have lack of variety in theme parks since Six Flags bought every single theme park in the world including their former parks such as Darien Lake, the Cedar Fair parks, and even the Disney and Universal owned theme park. Disney and Universal fought tooth and nail with Six Flags to buy back the parks that they owned, but...

The Ride of Yes! and Viper. Cedar Fair Sent the Ride of Yes! to California's Great America where is was rename as "Steel Force" and Viper was sent there as well, but then Cedar Fair ended up closing California's Great America due to lack of popularity and all the rides were...

A Zero-G roll and a loop and Ride of Yes! got a tunnel added to it. One of the random thing the Darien Lake has added was a...

"Ride of Yes!" and Darien Lake took out 'Cuda Falls and replaced it with...

But Martin's Fantasy Island saw an increase in attendance due to Darien Lake's closure and they had to expand the park, but it ended up taking up all of Grand Island and the residents of Grand Island were forced to move to...

Eat Fat Elvis ice cream! Would you rather ride a Python Pit coaster for 24 hours or a Wacky Worm for 24 hours?