DarienLaker

Granted, but it's a parking lot with nothing but parking spaces! I wish that I'm talented enough to make Custom Flat Rides (CFR) for Roller Coaster Tycoon 3!

The extinction of donkeys! What's worse than Darien Lake running all their coasters (except for Boomerang and Hoot 'N Hollar) with only one train for the entire season?

Granted, but Six Flags Great America gets cover band for theme that play crappy renditions of their songs! I wish that Six Flags Magic Mountain's Scream! had better colors!

Vekoma SLC that was from Six Flags Astroworld and a Goliath coaster. Meanwhile at Darien Lake they got La Ronde's Cobra coaster and they got rid of Grizzly Run to put in Cobra, but since Darien Lake already had one coaster with a snake's name they decided rename it "Bigfoot: The Ride" to fit in with Rowdy's Ridge. But nobody cared for the coaster and it was sold to Six Flags Fiesta Texas as "Texas Tornado". but Six Flags Fiesta Texas had no room for it, so they had get rid of Pandemonium to make rood for it. Six Flags Fiesta Texas sold their Pandemonium coaster to The Great Escape which had many old coasters from various theme parks like...

Leviathan and Cedar Fair renamed all the Flight Deck coaster as "Talon". Meanwhile Cedar Point's Steel Venom coaster was sent to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom as "Viper" and was put in the place where Zonga, Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium, and Superman: Ultimate Flight was. As for Superman: Ultimate Flight, Six Flags Discovery Kingdom sold it to Darien Lake and they put it next to Ride of Steel and they called it "The Great Escape", but many people confused Darien Lake's new coaster with another upstate New York theme park that bears the name, so Darien Lake renamed it "Silverhawk" and it got longer lines than Ride of Steel, but shared the same gift shop as Ride of Steel since it was in the same area is Ride of Steel. Then Darien Lake thought it would be a good idea to rebuild Astroworld's old Batman stand up coaster,but...

They ended up with Nightmare at Crack Axle Canyon from The Great Escape and they renamed it "Disaster Transport: The Second Mission". The coaster ended up falling apart leaving Cedar Point with an SBNO coaster in pieces in a space themed building. So Cedar Point bought Zonga to replace it, but in order to put Zonga there they had to get rid of Disaster Transport: The Second Mission for it. Then one rainy day Zonga rusted to the core and crumbled to the ground because it was moved from park to park so many times it had enough. So Cedar Point contacted TOGO from the dead to build a recreation of Six Flags Advenutre's Viper and they went and built it and it was called...

"Dark Streak",but the GP complained to Cedar Point about them having too many coaster that end in "Streak". So Cedar Point ended up renaming Spin Streak as "Pandemonium", but Six Flags threatened to sue Cedar Fair for the use of the name. So Cedar Point decided to sell it to Six Flags Great America where it operated as...

Darien Lake ended selling the former Flight Deck coaster for scrap metal and bought Cedar Point's Raptor to get back at Canada's Wonderland for taking away their B&M Invert. Meanwhile, Cedar Point bought a Gerstlauer Spinning coaster to replace Raptor and they called it...

Tony Hawk's Halfpipe water slide

Drachen Fire got destroyed by a lava monster from the Hawaiian Island and the lava took the destroyed coaster and built a new coaster for Darien Lake out of the old one and it was a...

Millennium Force Ride of Steel (Darien Lake) or Ride of Steel (SFA)?

Granted, but King Dominion get Cedar Point's Mean Streak in exchange for Hurler! I wished BGW had sold Drachen Fire to another park!

Granted, but and stared into your soul and now you're possessed! I wish there were more indoor theme parks! (and no not just a bunch coin-op kiddie ride in a shopping mall)

Pigs! Steel Force or Steel Venom (Valleyfair!)?

Granted, but it gets flooded and all the rides sink to the bottom of Lake Eire! I wished that Chuck E. Cheese still looked like this

Granted, but a hurricane destroys the coaster! I wish New York state had a Gerstlauer spinning coaster!

Granted, but Intamin gets bought out by Vekoma! I wish that Fox had better programming?

Snap, crackle, or pop?

Then B&M coasters would become rough! What if Arrow Dynamics was still around?

Batman: The Ride or Mind Eraser?

Afghanistan Would you rather eat deer nuts or fried garter snakes?

Then your cat would live to be 20! What if The Great Escape had gotten a coaster that wasn't relocated from another park?

Granted but it's all religious programs and political talks shows! I wish that Fox Kids was back on TV!